simple_sheep - Page 77

The Narnians attacks in HetaOni are literally
North:
Protection (Jump in front of someone else's hit)
Dagger and knives (Stab the monster with any knife(knives) or dagger(daggers) in her hands)
Chill (Breaks down and fights 2 times stronger, but slowly loses HP while doing so)
South:
Gun motherfruker (Shoot the bitch till the bullets are gone) See More
Magic (Use magic for extra round for your team, can be used twice per enemy)
Let's not (Can be used when she has 5 or less HP, a mix of magic and her guns, so the bullets cause a shit ton more damage.)
Neverland:
Spear (Kinda explanatory, he attacks with his spear)
Strength (Literally fight with his hands)
Encouragement (Increases everyone's Moral because having a little kid screeching about how cool you are kinda makes you want to fight awesomely to impress the kid to make them think you're cool)

I like how I legit told you people how if I died nothing would change and all of you just kinda ignored it

Gerard: Gravity, don't mean to much to me *floats in the air*
Mikey: Goddammit not again

Imagine if the countries had elemental powers
England, Norway, and Romania would literally have them all
Canada and Russia have the ability to control snow
But imagine
Imagine if you will
North having fire, and South having snow

I HATE MYSELF^3
I WAS LOOKING THROUGH SOME QUESTIONS AND I READ ALL OF THEM TO GET MORE INFORMATION ON THE STORY AND I REGRET IT
I R E G R E T I T S O M U C H

OH MY GOD
I TRIED TO FRUKING FIND SOME HELPFUL ANSWERS CAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND THESE QUESTIONS FOR LITERATURE
AND I FRUKING FOUND
WHY DID GEORGE KILL LENNIE
WHAT
THE
HELL See More
I LITERALLY WANTED NO SPOILERS BECAUSE I LEGIT WANTED TO BE SURPRISED BUT NO
OH LORD FORBID THAT I HAVE ANY SURPRISES IN LIFE

Japan and North finding the lever in HetaOni be like
North: Pull the lever, Kronk!
Japan: *pulls the lever upwards*
*the floor starts to collapse under them*
North: *as they're falling* N O T T H A T L E V E R

So we're learning about Rome in history and he said that the Romans hardly ate during the day, but ate a shitton at night and I just imagined
Germania: Mm, being as loud as you are and how energetic I didn't expect you to eat so little
Rome: Ahahahaha....ha...Come over to my little party tonight
*At the party*
Germania: https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1395093255ra/8945124.gif

If I died
The sun would still rise in the morning
The birds would still come out to sing
And the world keeps turning

Am I the god of shitposting or what?

Russia: Impress me
North: *deep throats bread*
Russia: https://media1.tenor.com/images/3266283f2dfc7231df6a14ec657eb009/tenor.gif?itemid=5538639

Neverland: I hate myself
North: HA, I hate myself^2
South: Peasants, I hate myself^3

China: Let's shut the door, not everyone is here and we have to all get out
North: Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 87
China: Wtf
*distant British laughter*

Italy: Quick! We need a way to get out of this manor! Who has any ideas!?
Japan: How about we look for a key
America: Shoot randomly until it works
North: We break the door or break a window
Italy:......
North:.....
North: *gets thrown out of a window* See More
And this is one of the many ways North died

A few things
One, apparently there are nice people out there cause we did a ten minute run and suddenly this kid ran really close behind me during PE and I was like "Dude, what are you doing." And he just pushed me towards the girls locker room and told me that "Girl times a bitch" and "If you need a tampon I got tons"
Two, I BOMBED that math test so bad that I wrote on the top of the test "I accept my fate with failure" and I know I got a low C, D or even F if I'm that stupid. See More Even though I studied like a bitch
Three, a dude friend gave me an almost empty gallon of chocolate milk and it tasted so rotten and bad that I threw it away and I got sick after a while. Not bad sick, just sick enough that it hurt for a while
Four, the Foods test was long af and I feel like I did bad on that
Five, my favourite teacher wasn't at school today
Six, I drew North out of anger and sadness today. I'll post it in a minute
And that's it

When you hear a shit pun
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-LZX-xwkKdPs/UqUybHfaK0I/AAAAAAAAAlA/_7ER7S-6Q0U/w311-h316-p/Some%2BHetaOni%2BIcons%2B-%2B5
When you make a shit pun
https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/13256678_904369039673770_1285104420_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTI1OTc1MDkwNzg3MDI2ODU5Ng%3D%3D.2

When the teacher says something and you don't understand it
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-LZX-xwkKdPs/UqUybHfaK0I/AAAAAAAAAlA/_7ER7S-6Q0U/w311-h316-p/Some%2BHetaOni%2BIcons%2B-%2B5
When your friend does something stupid but you told them not to and they get hurt
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-LZX-xwkKdPs/UqUybHfaK0I/AAAAAAAAAlA/_7ER7S-6Q0U/w311-h316-p/Some%2BHetaOni%2BIcons%2B-%2B5
When your friend looks at you without glasses
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-LZX-xwkKdPs/UqUybHfaK0I/AAAAAAAAAlA/_7ER7S-6Q0U/w311-h316-p/Some%2BHetaOni%2BIcons%2B-%2B5 See More
When you've finally realised that life is meaningless and there isn't a point
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-LZX-xwkKdPs/UqUybHfaK0I/AAAAAAAAAlA/_7ER7S-6Q0U/w311-h316-p/Some%2BHetaOni%2BIcons%2B-%2B5
After you realise that
https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/13256678_904369039673770_1285104420_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTI1OTc1MDkwNzg3MDI2ODU5Ng%3D%3D.2

I am you but hotter