
North's contact names on her phone be like;
Merca Fuc Ya
Eyebrows^20
Hon
Reincarnation of Money
Cold Cold Sunflower
Lovely Pancake Child See More
Vurst
Pasta Hoe
NiHON Weeb
Angry Little Tomato
Ass God
Ze Most Awesome
Sexy Bitch
Bitch Bitch
Short Bitch
Computer Bitch
Lego Dad
Chair Dad
Santa Dad
Emo Dad
Butter Dad
( . )( . )
Personification of Marriage
Please Don't Hit Me with Pan
Aristocrat Piano Hoe
Cheese
Little Cheese
Smoke Weed Every Day
Waffles and Weed
Fish
Video Game Slut
Maybe He's Born With It, Maybe it's K'orel
Chipmunk Voice
A Country
There's More Than Two Italian Brothers
Y
Lad Dad
Ball Mound Art Hoe
Slut River
Middle Finger Man
Sleepy Cat
Not Thanksgiving
Maybe He's Just Lux
Not Spain
Poker God
Magic Vampire
Magic Vampires Bitch
Magic Vampires Little Bitch
Ice Cream
Not Australia
Spiders
Merca Fuc Ya
Eyebrows^20
Hon
Reincarnation of Money
Cold Cold Sunflower
Lovely Pancake Child See More
Vurst
Pasta Hoe
NiHON Weeb
Angry Little Tomato
Ass God
Ze Most Awesome
Sexy Bitch
Bitch Bitch
Short Bitch
Computer Bitch
Lego Dad
Chair Dad
Santa Dad
Emo Dad
Butter Dad
( . )( . )
Personification of Marriage
Please Don't Hit Me with Pan
Aristocrat Piano Hoe
Cheese
Little Cheese
Smoke Weed Every Day
Waffles and Weed
Fish
Video Game Slut
Maybe He's Born With It, Maybe it's K'orel
Chipmunk Voice
A Country
There's More Than Two Italian Brothers
Y
Lad Dad
Ball Mound Art Hoe
Slut River
Middle Finger Man
Sleepy Cat
Not Thanksgiving
Maybe He's Just Lux
Not Spain
Poker God
Magic Vampire
Magic Vampires Bitch
Magic Vampires Little Bitch
Ice Cream
Not Australia
Spiders
on November 10, 2017

OMFA I FORGOT NORTH'S NICKNAME FOR POLAND WAS SEXY BITCH
on November 10, 2017

Are we also going to ignore that I gave Narnia an actual size?
1,163,480 square miles of pure Narnian territory
1,163,480 square miles of pure Narnian territory
on November 10, 2017

"Yes, tame a moose. Here's the story about how though. One day, I spotted a moose and pointed it out to the Canadian with me. He said he had an idea and decided it would be smart to tame and ride it. I freaked out and said we'd fail, but he told me not to worry, that he's done this many times before... We ended up jumping into a frozen river to get away from the pissed off moose."
Are we going to ignore the fact that I made this canon with North and Canada?
Are we going to ignore the fact that I made this canon with North and Canada?
on November 10, 2017

I want to write more HetaOni chapters but I've run out of chapters that I've written before to go off of so this means
I have to
Actually rewatch
The whole
Thing
Again
I have to
Actually rewatch
The whole
Thing
Again
on November 10, 2017

So what day are we going to be Emos on Ice and what time
on November 10, 2017

Can
"This is the matter of gay or death."
We
"You an ass!"
Just
"Lead the way, you imperialist pig-dogs!"
Appreciate See More
"Spom? Snackers? We die of type two diabetes before we die of starvation!"
Aph
"Suck ball!"
China's
"Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry nor regretful!"
English
"White people, sheesh."
Dub
"I'm rebelling!"
Quotes
"A giraffe! A hideous freak of nature!"
"This is the matter of gay or death."
We
"You an ass!"
Just
"Lead the way, you imperialist pig-dogs!"
Appreciate See More
"Spom? Snackers? We die of type two diabetes before we die of starvation!"
Aph
"Suck ball!"
China's
"Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry nor regretful!"
English
"White people, sheesh."
Dub
"I'm rebelling!"
Quotes
"A giraffe! A hideous freak of nature!"
on November 09, 2017

Why can't we say certain words?
Why can't we have italics and bold?
Why can't we upload gifs?
Why can't we have more than one profile without going through a whole long and annoying process?
Why can't we make stories with paragraphs that aren't two sentences long?
Why can't we have a larger word limit?
Why can't we use caps all the time without being yelled at? See More
Why can't we have a good time without having our stuff put onto profile?
Why can't we delete profiles that haven't been used since 2013 and not delete profiles that haven't been used in three months?
Why can't we have nice things?
Why can't we have italics and bold?
Why can't we upload gifs?
Why can't we have more than one profile without going through a whole long and annoying process?
Why can't we make stories with paragraphs that aren't two sentences long?
Why can't we have a larger word limit?
Why can't we use caps all the time without being yelled at? See More
Why can't we have a good time without having our stuff put onto profile?
Why can't we delete profiles that haven't been used since 2013 and not delete profiles that haven't been used in three months?
Why can't we have nice things?
on November 09, 2017

Guys you don't understand how much I take advantage of the big W NOT HAVING ANY WORD RESTRICTIONS
on November 09, 2017

How come every movie like Tammy or Grown Ups always makes me think of the Narnians
Like all the random shit
Everything goes wrong
Horrible but funny jokes
Ironic humour
Weird ass things happen but then it turns into something cool
Like all the random shit
Everything goes wrong
Horrible but funny jokes
Ironic humour
Weird ass things happen but then it turns into something cool
on November 09, 2017

Okay so I took a shower and washed my hair and shit *cause I only do that once a week*
And I shaved and decided
Hey
Lets feel nice today
So I put on this good smelling lotion after I shaved and put on a Sakura smelling Japanese facial mask
.....
I ended up sitting on the ground for like thirty minutes with a towel wrapped around me while looking at memes because I lost track of time
And I shaved and decided
Hey
Lets feel nice today
So I put on this good smelling lotion after I shaved and put on a Sakura smelling Japanese facial mask
.....
I ended up sitting on the ground for like thirty minutes with a towel wrapped around me while looking at memes because I lost track of time
on November 09, 2017

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on November 08, 2017

I think France blessed me to have fabulous hair
And I also think Japan blessed me to forfill his dream of being a massive weeb but whatever
And I also think Japan blessed me to forfill his dream of being a massive weeb but whatever
on November 08, 2017

We had Roma tomatoes with an Italian dish we made in foods
We also had Extra Virgin Olive Oil
With bread
I can assure you it was the most Italian thing I've ever eaten
We also had Extra Virgin Olive Oil
With bread
I can assure you it was the most Italian thing I've ever eaten
on November 08, 2017

I haven't showered in like three days and I still smell awesome
Just ignore the scent of depression
Just ignore the scent of depression
on November 08, 2017

Ya know the reason I make North suffer so much in HetaOni is because I'm suffering right now and I want to use my emotions for something that doesn't involve breaking ten pencils from trying to draw
on November 08, 2017

I'd like it very much if today wasn't shit like yesterday
I'd like it
Very
Much
I'd like it
Very
Much
on November 08, 2017