simple_sheep - Page 66

That moment when you make a joke and forget this isn't Ifunny
Where on Ifunny you'd get top comment
On here there are twelve year old pussies who can't handle a joke
How fantastic

"It was silent for a strange amount of time. I cracked open my eyes, and widened them when Prussia held his fist back. "Wait wait wai-" My hands shot forward, waving them slightly and shaking my head, but it was too late. "Be gone-" He quickly struck forward, and sucker punched me in the face. "*in italics and in bold* Thot!" I collapsed on the ground, holding my forehead in agony. Different swirls of colour and patters covered my vision. " 'I can still fight' I thinkith the fu.ck See More not!" Prussia shouted."
Ah, their relationship is so beautiful

Honestly
Dead honest
When I see a picture of like Finland or one of the Italian brothers
And they are thICC
I JUST CRY BECAUSE IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL

There's only two-
*gets shot*
*mutters softly as I die*
two chicken nuggets left......

THIS IS A BOOB WAR *punches your milk jug* PASS IT ON

Okay so chicken nuggets are nuggets but are chickens but are nuggets
Idk

THIS IS A BOOB WAR *punches your boob* PASS IT ON

Do you ever just crave the warm embrace of disembodied arms

Imagine fucin a shoe

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Oh that's okay
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I'll just
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Kill myself

North when she doesn't get any sleep
South: Can you clean the castle, take care of Aslan and Neverland, take care of my paperwork and do yours too, go to that meeting with the Nordics, and also host the World Meeting today
North: Sure~
North when she gets a full, healthy, nights of sleep
South: Can-
North: I swear to the Queen if you don't shut the fruk up I will slaughter you and everyone you love and feed your rotting corpses to Aslan

Amigo, how was your day?

Narnians during a movie:
North eats all the popcorn during the commercials
South or North is forced to get more because if Neverland does it that means that North and South would be alone together and they'd get kicked out
Neverland complains about how the seats are uncomfortable
North is yelling about how the movie sucks, and who are the hot characters
South would be screeching about how if the two don't shut up-
They all get kicked out ten minutes into the movie

Sometimes my profile gets ignored
Then I cry

Sometimes I forget stories like HetaOni and Monster of a Hero are supposed to be crack stories
And I make them as them they're serious
Then I get reminded that they are supposed to be crack
Then I cry

That moment when you watch an entire gameplay and you realise that the soundtrack was so beautiful that you have to download it but the soundtrack is so bloody hard to find