I remember reading an Article Of The Week about the wage gap between guys and girl and apparently the "only reason the wage gap exists" is because
"Girls tend to ask for less money during the interview"
"Girls don't negotiate as well as guys"
"Girls choose jobs that don't pay much, like a teacher"
"Girls tend to ask for less money during the interview"
"Girls don't negotiate as well as guys"
"Girls choose jobs that don't pay much, like a teacher"
on December 07, 2017
Did I tell you guys that my literature wanted a paragraph written for something
And I gave her a three page MLA format thing on accident?
Well I told that to some people in my other classes, and they were like "How do you do that on accident?" "You don't just do that on accident"
So I told my friend in literature what others said about be accidentally writing all of that and she just looked at me and said "You fruking would."
And I gave her a three page MLA format thing on accident?
Well I told that to some people in my other classes, and they were like "How do you do that on accident?" "You don't just do that on accident"
So I told my friend in literature what others said about be accidentally writing all of that and she just looked at me and said "You fruking would."
on December 07, 2017
North: I put bleach in half of the ice cube tray, and put water in the other half.
North: *sides a glass to South*
South: So we're playing the game of "Who has the bleach"?
North: *gulps her own glass* Eh? Oh hell no, I've got the bleach bro
North: *sides a glass to South*
South: So we're playing the game of "Who has the bleach"?
North: *gulps her own glass* Eh? Oh hell no, I've got the bleach bro
on December 07, 2017
Sometimes one of my fingers gets really warm
Like my other fingers are colder than my soul, but then out of no where one of my fingers is hotter than water left out in the summer heat
And it's like
Why
Like my other fingers are colder than my soul, but then out of no where one of my fingers is hotter than water left out in the summer heat
And it's like
Why
Ha
Sometimes it's my middle finger, then other times it's my index, ext ext
Right now it's my pinkie and like....w h y
Sometimes it's my middle finger, then other times it's my index, ext ext
Right now it's my pinkie and like....w h y
on December 07, 2017
on December 07, 2017
If the Narnian's ever hung out with Netherlands:
South: Man I'm so fruking high right now
Netherlands: Bruh do you want to order a pizza?
North: Duuude hell yeah, I could so go for some Cheerios right now
South: ......what
South: Man I'm so fruking high right now
Netherlands: Bruh do you want to order a pizza?
North: Duuude hell yeah, I could so go for some Cheerios right now
South: ......what
on December 07, 2017
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on December 07, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lElbEFoZChc
This is my religion
This is my religion
All-Star by Squidward on Clarinet!! (10 HOURS)
10 extremely satisfying hours of Squidward playing his clarinet... SUBSCRIBE for more!!! DISCLAIMER: I do not own Squidward or his music. The original video ...
on December 07, 2017
Just imagine North and her date arguing and South is behind the door, about to give them cookies
But then just hears
"I get to top!"
"No way, you went on top last time!"
"But I want to top!" annoyed sounds
"Ugh, fine you can go on top."
And there's just struggling noises, and South kicks down the door, ready to smack a bitch and nearly screeches "YOU THOT" See More
But see's North standing on her dates shoulders so she can easily get on the top bunk of a bunk bed
*cough and South still smacks her, calls her a thot, then leaves cough*
But then just hears
"I get to top!"
"No way, you went on top last time!"
"But I want to top!" annoyed sounds
"Ugh, fine you can go on top."
And there's just struggling noises, and South kicks down the door, ready to smack a bitch and nearly screeches "YOU THOT" See More
But see's North standing on her dates shoulders so she can easily get on the top bunk of a bunk bed
*cough and South still smacks her, calls her a thot, then leaves cough*
on December 07, 2017
Today someone told me that I was "Helping a rapist" and "Supporting her" when I said I like the album Cry Baby
Like...um, no?
I just like music?
Calm your tits??
Like...um, no?
I just like music?
Calm your tits??
on December 07, 2017
I'm Dadance surprised no one thinks North looks like a recolour of Nyo Prussia
I mean
https://www.qfeast.com/King_of_Booty_Shorts/profile/photo/INO3rG
http://78.media.tumblr.com/e83f39407e6dc78fa74d3687d22b8e9f/tumblr_oy14nlLZ5S1tuqmn4o1_1280.png
I mean
https://www.qfeast.com/King_of_Booty_Shorts/profile/photo/INO3rG
http://78.media.tumblr.com/e83f39407e6dc78fa74d3687d22b8e9f/tumblr_oy14nlLZ5S1tuqmn4o1_1280.png
on December 07, 2017
So my leg was asleep and I was talking to myself and I was like "If I were a main character in a show, I would have broken the forth wall so much! There could be a camera there, or there, or there! You never know! My leg is asleep!" and I hit my leg in the part that is above the thigh and it hurt like a bitch and I was like "GODDAMMIT THAT PART IS NOT ASLEEP!"
on December 07, 2017
When you forget you're around adults be like
"HAIL SATAN.......METAPHORICALLY!"
"HAIL SATAN.......METAPHORICALLY!"
on December 07, 2017
I had a wicked dream about the Narnians in Danish Slaughterhouse but with the FACE family *you know, Monster of a Hero?*
And they found it a joke, and were laughing, giggling, cracking jokes, ext
North's dog tag was clattering and South stomped around a lot
They were just bein themselves, just nerds, and every time they crossed paths or saw each other, they would let out a huge screech
But every time America tried to follow the sounds, he would be stumped because they can't be See More found. Like everywhere he looked, everywhere the sounds where, they. Weren't. There. And every time he did catch them, they were doing something stupid. *cough like the phone incident cough*
But then he killed France, and the noises went more and more silent as time went on....but then it all stopped
The laughs, the screeching, the clinking, the stomping, everything
Just
Stopped
A day later America went back to France's body *and mind you, America was freaking out because the girls were dead silent*. And France's body was like, properly set up, like his hands were over his chest, had flowers around him, and it was just really sweet
And in France's hands were two things. North's dog tag, and a letter. And the letter said
"Toc-"
There was a hard hit on the wall
"Toc-"
Another hard it, but closer
"Toc-"
America turned around, and saw South's boots on the ground, with a letter underneath them. This letter read,
"Chut, nos jeux sont terminés."
And they found it a joke, and were laughing, giggling, cracking jokes, ext
North's dog tag was clattering and South stomped around a lot
They were just bein themselves, just nerds, and every time they crossed paths or saw each other, they would let out a huge screech
But every time America tried to follow the sounds, he would be stumped because they can't be See More found. Like everywhere he looked, everywhere the sounds where, they. Weren't. There. And every time he did catch them, they were doing something stupid. *cough like the phone incident cough*
But then he killed France, and the noises went more and more silent as time went on....but then it all stopped
The laughs, the screeching, the clinking, the stomping, everything
Just
Stopped
A day later America went back to France's body *and mind you, America was freaking out because the girls were dead silent*. And France's body was like, properly set up, like his hands were over his chest, had flowers around him, and it was just really sweet
And in France's hands were two things. North's dog tag, and a letter. And the letter said
"Toc-"
There was a hard hit on the wall
"Toc-"
Another hard it, but closer
"Toc-"
America turned around, and saw South's boots on the ground, with a letter underneath them. This letter read,
"Chut, nos jeux sont terminés."
on December 07, 2017
THE ADVENTURES OF WOBBLE LEG AND SEXY MUSIC BOI
on December 06, 2017
on December 06, 2017
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on December 06, 2017
Just remember kiddos
Running from the police is a good way to get exercise!
Running from the police is a good way to get exercise!
on December 06, 2017
I've had a lot of awesome conversations before, but this one, this bloody one:
LOC: You meme like every single second
Me: I meme when I'm sad
*few seconds of silence*
Me: Aw dammit you were supposed to do the meme and say"But you meme all the time"
LOC: I didn't want to accept the sad reality
LOC: You meme like every single second
Me: I meme when I'm sad
*few seconds of silence*
Me: Aw dammit you were supposed to do the meme and say"But you meme all the time"
LOC: I didn't want to accept the sad reality
on December 06, 2017