simple_sheep - Page 327

Update:
I'm on my thirteenth pancake and still watching hockey, I still smell, and taste nothing but syrup
and cursed out people who were setting off fireworks for the Fourth of July
No, it's Canada Day, get your shit together

I think I drank so much maple syrup that if I got stabbed my blood would be syrup

N o y o u d o t h a t o n L i n e b e c k

Hi ^_^

HAPPY
EFFING
CANADA DAY

I just read the two stories I made on our conversations and realized something.
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we are some fuckked up weirdos XD

God damn it! Right as I was about to leave I had the spark to update stories! Mother fuckker
Ahg, Fine! I'll update stories THEN leave, good deal? Good deal

*throws Navi Tissues and maple leaves*
I'm finished fixing my profile~ Now I can leave for a while~

I just changed my Qfeast username. My old username was King_of_Booty_Shorts
SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DOITSU

Buuut before I go I'm going to fix a couple of things on here just because why the fuckk not right?

Ah~ I'm quitting for a while~
Goodybye Trancy Guests~!!
TRY NOT TO BLOW UP MY MANOR

OK so you know Marco? (I should be moving shit to my house but I have to tell you guys this)
I don't think he is dead, I think he is alive, but maybe lost somewhere, or got hit on the head, lost some of his memory and is living with some random person or (even if he did die, he's a Titan shifter)
Why? It's not because I'm overly attached to JeanMarco and is dying to get them together...ok maybe a little, but that's not why~!
Remember Marco's 'corpse'?
http://66.media.tumblr.com/fa6ab87102183491b92dc7f3331c1084/tumblr_inline_nrhrlvrj4E1rpq6sq_500.png See More
He doesn't have freckles, and even if he did, its not as much as Marco has. I believe this is Samuel Linke-Jackson
http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/attackontitan/1/1d/Samuel.png If you look at Marco's hair line, and Samuel's, then the corpse, the hair line resembles Samuel more then Marco, right?
Even if Marco DID die, and that IS him, look at this:
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/shingekinokyojin/images/f/f3/Marco's_Corpse.png/revision/latest?cb=20130630135625
THE FUDGE CAKES IS THAT!? In the corner? Is that the healing thing TS's use?! Do my eyes deceive me?! Let's look at Eren healing:
http://31.media.tumblr.com/46bba1d28d98d14e17960eb9181055a6/tumblr_inline_n0a29ooyzE1r8ixxw.gif
Oh would you look at that! Also, look at this, you know how Eren bites his hand? Wellll:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/03/cd/ab/03cdab2a46ab8f2877c9960e3b489131.jpg
Doesn't it look like Marco was going to bite his hand?
This is just my theory

WTF IS UP WITH THIS ~Li ke OR comm ent for my reactions~ THING?!
Its bloody filling up my newsfeed

~A ride in a rotten banana medicine powered shopping cart~