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To all the accounts long since forgotten by time, I wish you all a peaceful night
rest well.
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He / They / Fae
Asra / Aster
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Old account names:
AskingtheUndeadFallingBlackJoviSirens
King_of_Booty_Shorts
Prussian_Mistake
Sun_and_Moon
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Discord: pomegranateplague
rest well.
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He / They / Fae
Asra / Aster
𓍊 𓋼𓍊𓋼 𓋼𓍊 𓋼𓍊 𓆙
Old account names:
AskingtheUndeadFallingBlackJoviSirens
King_of_Booty_Shorts
Prussian_Mistake
Sun_and_Moon
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Instagram: pomegranateplauge
Discord: pomegranateplague
So here's a story about how one of our many inside jokes happened with South and I
I have a fox stuffed animal right? Well one night I wouldn't shut up and she shoved the foxes tail in my mouth. So me being me, I did the French laugh and started to deep throat the fox tail, her only reaction was
"God damn it North, DON'T DEEP THROAT THE FOX"
And that is the story of how Don't deep throat the fox became an inside joke
I have a fox stuffed animal right? Well one night I wouldn't shut up and she shoved the foxes tail in my mouth. So me being me, I did the French laugh and started to deep throat the fox tail, her only reaction was
"God damn it North, DON'T DEEP THROAT THE FOX"
And that is the story of how Don't deep throat the fox became an inside joke
Miss.Red
Awesome xD
on October 25, 2016
on October 25, 2016
FÜCKING pink fairies everywhere
on October 25, 2016
After looking through the papers, I can in fact state that I am....*pushes up glasses* *Clears throat and fixes tie* *gulps and slicks back hair* *slowly looks up*.....fuc king awesome
on October 24, 2016
*wants to get a short haircut like a male*
*parents don't know I'm genderfluid*
*makes a poker face*
Welp.....shit
*parents don't know I'm genderfluid*
*makes a poker face*
Welp.....shit
on October 24, 2016
*hugs* My little Canadian child how's life?
on October 23, 2016
I'm wearing a scarf and it's warm as well and I love it and I am never taking this off only for showers
on October 23, 2016
on October 23, 2016
on October 23, 2016
When someone I hate is telling me a story
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on October 23, 2016
I once tried to gracefully jump out of the shower but my feet were wet (of course) and I slipped and landed SOMEHOW soundlessly on the ground. I quickly laid on my side with my hand on my head and said "Paint me like one of your French girls"
on October 23, 2016
My room is colder then Russia in winter
Dear god it's bloody freezing and I'm in a short sleeve shirt and shorts with the fan on......
there are reasons people think I'm stupid XD
Dear god it's bloody freezing and I'm in a short sleeve shirt and shorts with the fan on......
there are reasons people think I'm stupid XD
on October 23, 2016
How to draw good:
-fill up fourteen sketchbooks
-Bad stuff is good stuff because you made stuff
-Do you like sparkle? Draw sparkle
-Draw what make your heart do the smile emoji
-Remember to drink tons of aqua or else bad time
-Don't stress friend all is well See More▼
-Your art is hot like potato crisps
-Don't let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
-If they do
-eat
-them
-fill up fourteen sketchbooks
-Bad stuff is good stuff because you made stuff
-Do you like sparkle? Draw sparkle
-Draw what make your heart do the smile emoji
-Remember to drink tons of aqua or else bad time
-Don't stress friend all is well See More▼
-Your art is hot like potato crisps
-Don't let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
-If they do
-eat
-them
on October 23, 2016
Other people: Oh I want two cats and a dog, that's too many animals ahahaha
Me: *wants a fox, deer, moose, big cat(s), wolf, husky, ferret, lamb, and just about every animal on the planet* ah..ahaha...yeeeaaah...too much...ahaha....*poker face*
Me: *wants a fox, deer, moose, big cat(s), wolf, husky, ferret, lamb, and just about every animal on the planet* ah..ahaha...yeeeaaah...too much...ahaha....*poker face*
lol thats me i act like i want 2 animals but actually i want all animals in the world .—.
on October 23, 2016
on October 23, 2016
So Anna blocked me
Huh
Huh
on October 23, 2016
on October 23, 2016
Ridiculous list of things I've said sorry to:
I knocked over a water bottle and said sorry
I walked into a table and said sorry
I burnt popcorn and said sorry
I was hit in the face with the dab three times and said sorry
I was shoved down the stairs and said sorry
I ran into a door and said sorry See More▼
I stepped on a flower and said sorry
I paused a song right at the good part and said sorry
I sing when I'm alone, then stop and say sorry
I see someone across the street trip and I say sorry
........
I knocked over a water bottle and said sorry
I walked into a table and said sorry
I burnt popcorn and said sorry
I was hit in the face with the dab three times and said sorry
I was shoved down the stairs and said sorry
I ran into a door and said sorry See More▼
I stepped on a flower and said sorry
I paused a song right at the good part and said sorry
I sing when I'm alone, then stop and say sorry
I see someone across the street trip and I say sorry
........
on October 23, 2016
*two finger salute* bio update
on October 23, 2016
I wish we could use more in the stories with the words, like italics, bold, and font you know?
on October 23, 2016
KING
Chu back!
Hold on... -runs off and grabs a stepping stool-
-climbs on it and playfully kisses cheek-
Chu back!
Hold on... -runs off and grabs a stepping stool-
-climbs on it and playfully kisses cheek-
on October 23, 2016
When ever it snows you guys should really put maple syrup in the snow, then roll it up with a stick
It tastes amazing, trust me
It tastes amazing, trust me
Aw, I hope one day you get to try it, it's like a snow cone but with syrup hmm maybe you can use an ice grater and use that for a substitute for snow :D
on October 23, 2016
on October 23, 2016
Have you ever thought you looked fine as hell, then looked in the mirror and was like
Oh, I look like death
Oh, I look like death
on October 23, 2016
I once shoved a whole strawberry in my mouth
It wasn't just a strawberry though, it was like....fuc king HUGE
Point of this story, don't try to shove strawberries the size of your palm into your mouth
It wasn't just a strawberry though, it was like....fuc king HUGE
Point of this story, don't try to shove strawberries the size of your palm into your mouth
on October 23, 2016
on October 23, 2016