My room is colder then Russia in winter
Dear god it's bloody freezing and I'm in a short sleeve shirt and shorts with the fan on......
there are reasons people think I'm stupid XD
Dear god it's bloody freezing and I'm in a short sleeve shirt and shorts with the fan on......
there are reasons people think I'm stupid XD
on October 23, 2016
How to draw good:
-fill up fourteen sketchbooks
-Bad stuff is good stuff because you made stuff
-Do you like sparkle? Draw sparkle
-Draw what make your heart do the smile emoji
-Remember to drink tons of aqua or else bad time
-Don't stress friend all is well See More
-Your art is hot like potato crisps
-Don't let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
-If they do
-eat
-them
-fill up fourteen sketchbooks
-Bad stuff is good stuff because you made stuff
-Do you like sparkle? Draw sparkle
-Draw what make your heart do the smile emoji
-Remember to drink tons of aqua or else bad time
-Don't stress friend all is well See More
-Your art is hot like potato crisps
-Don't let anyone piss on your good mood amigo
-If they do
-eat
-them
on October 23, 2016
Other people: Oh I want two cats and a dog, that's too many animals ahahaha
Me: *wants a fox, deer, moose, big cat(s), wolf, husky, ferret, lamb, and just about every animal on the planet* ah..ahaha...yeeeaaah...too much...ahaha....*poker face*
Me: *wants a fox, deer, moose, big cat(s), wolf, husky, ferret, lamb, and just about every animal on the planet* ah..ahaha...yeeeaaah...too much...ahaha....*poker face*
lol thats me i act like i want 2 animals but actually i want all animals in the world .—.
on October 23, 2016
on October 23, 2016
So Anna blocked me
Huh
Huh
on October 23, 2016
on October 23, 2016
Ridiculous list of things I've said sorry to:
I knocked over a water bottle and said sorry
I walked into a table and said sorry
I burnt popcorn and said sorry
I was hit in the face with the dab three times and said sorry
I was shoved down the stairs and said sorry
I ran into a door and said sorry See More
I stepped on a flower and said sorry
I paused a song right at the good part and said sorry
I sing when I'm alone, then stop and say sorry
I see someone across the street trip and I say sorry
........
I knocked over a water bottle and said sorry
I walked into a table and said sorry
I burnt popcorn and said sorry
I was hit in the face with the dab three times and said sorry
I was shoved down the stairs and said sorry
I ran into a door and said sorry See More
I stepped on a flower and said sorry
I paused a song right at the good part and said sorry
I sing when I'm alone, then stop and say sorry
I see someone across the street trip and I say sorry
........
on October 23, 2016
*two finger salute* bio update
on October 23, 2016
I wish we could use more in the stories with the words, like italics, bold, and font you know?
on October 23, 2016
KING
Chu back!
Hold on... -runs off and grabs a stepping stool-
-climbs on it and playfully kisses cheek-
Chu back!
Hold on... -runs off and grabs a stepping stool-
-climbs on it and playfully kisses cheek-
on October 23, 2016
When ever it snows you guys should really put maple syrup in the snow, then roll it up with a stick
It tastes amazing, trust me
It tastes amazing, trust me
Aw, I hope one day you get to try it, it's like a snow cone but with syrup hmm maybe you can use an ice grater and use that for a substitute for snow :D
on October 23, 2016
on October 23, 2016
Have you ever thought you looked fine as hell, then looked in the mirror and was like
Oh, I look like death
Oh, I look like death
on October 23, 2016
I once shoved a whole strawberry in my mouth
It wasn't just a strawberry though, it was like....fuc king HUGE
Point of this story, don't try to shove strawberries the size of your palm into your mouth
It wasn't just a strawberry though, it was like....fuc king HUGE
Point of this story, don't try to shove strawberries the size of your palm into your mouth
on October 23, 2016
on October 23, 2016
Ah I'm sick of this shit
on October 10, 2016
Someone: I bet your just a fat fu ck who eats all day and is ugly AF
Me: *sitting at the computer eating sugary foods and looks like I've died* Well you're not wrong on that part
Me: *sitting at the computer eating sugary foods and looks like I've died* Well you're not wrong on that part
on October 10, 2016
I PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE NOSE AGAIN
BECAUSE I AM THE KING OF BOOTY SHORTS AND I DESERVE SOMETHING AWESOME LIKE A NOSEBLEED
IT FU CKING HURTS LIKE SHIT THOUGH I'M CRYING
IT FU CKING HURTS LIKE SHIT THOUGH I'M CRYING
on October 10, 2016
MY NOSE IS BLEEDING OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR YEARS I'M SO HAPPY AND IT HURTS SO BAD
on October 10, 2016
on October 10, 2016
on October 10, 2016
So my nose was itching right? I was online and doing something right?
I fu cking punched myself in the nose
Again
For the second time
AM I FU CKING DENMARK WTF
I fu cking punched myself in the nose
Again
For the second time
AM I FU CKING DENMARK WTF
on October 10, 2016
Man you know what kills me? Seeing popular profiles die, like literally die
The person completely quit, no more posts, no more anything
I hate it
It feels so...empty...but the worst part is seeing how many followers they had, and seeing how no one cared to want them back, seeing how no one begged for a return, no one tried to get them to come back
It's sad, it really is
The person completely quit, no more posts, no more anything
I hate it
It feels so...empty...but the worst part is seeing how many followers they had, and seeing how no one cared to want them back, seeing how no one begged for a return, no one tried to get them to come back
It's sad, it really is
on October 10, 2016
A conversation between two girls and me:
Girl 1: I had a dream about something hot with me and him *points to a dude and winks*
Girl 2: I had a dream that I won this very important medal I'm trying to win
Me: .....I had a dream that I was cuddling a country and was eating food
Girl 1: I had a dream about something hot with me and him *points to a dude and winks*
Girl 2: I had a dream that I won this very important medal I'm trying to win
Me: .....I had a dream that I was cuddling a country and was eating food
on October 10, 2016
Once you were seven years old
Your, father told you-
Nothing because he died in a fire
Your, father told you-
Nothing because he died in a fire
I just imagined him eating a burrito and because I said....that got a very gross image in my head
on October 10, 2016
on October 09, 2016
This is the most notifications I've gotten sense the beginning of summer! Oh it feel AMAZING to have so many things to do on here again!
Thanks, I haven't had more then 5 notifications in one day in over six or so months
SO THIS IS AWESOME
SO THIS IS AWESOME
on October 09, 2016
on October 09, 2016
This is utter chaos XD
If ya are going to be Snake you have to do the "Says Oscar, says Wordsworth, says ext ext ext" XD
on October 09, 2016
on October 09, 2016