simple_sheep - Page 288

Me back then: *had a lot of notifications, many people read and commented on stories, ext*
Me a few months ago: *dead, no notifications, no pms, no one cared about anything I did*
Me now: *shocked to see people liking my posts and commenting on the posts*
Me: PeOpLe LoVe Me

Most people after HetaOni: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
Me:.........*secretly wants to go in the mansion*

bREE I WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK AND IT SAID
"I have money. Bree lost it."
"I have money which Bree lost."
AND I WAS INTERNALLY SCREAMING BECAUSE I WANTED TO SAY BREE THE BEAM BIT I COULDN'T BECAUSE IT WAS AN AP CLASS

Younger me: Who are you?
Me now: I am you but gayer and hotter and more fabulous
Younger me:....no seriously who are you?

hoT DAMN MY CANDY LOVE CALM YOUR TITS ON THE HOT GUYS
THEY'RE ALL HOT
KEN TURNED PUBERTY INTO HIS BITCH
CASTIEL IS HOT AF
NATHANIEL IS JUST ADORABLE
JADE IS THE HOT GARDEN DUDE
LIKE HORY SHEET SMOOTH YOUR BOOBS WITH THE HOT GUYS

I'm just going to draw and listen to music because I like cheese

So there is this really hot guy in my Biology class, like, I've been eyeing him sense the beginning of the year but me being me. I act like I have the ego of Prussia but really I act like Canada
So today we had to pick partners for a project and I just sunk in my seat. I sit alone at my table so I didn't like to get up to find a partner because I had no friends in that class. Ironically, the guy doesn't get up to find a partner either, so we just both work alone when we are supposed See More to have a partner. So the teacher walked up to me and whispered "Hey do you want to be partners with *name*" and I was actually happy to work with someone because he was like.....cute so yeah
Once I got over there and sat next to him, we didn't speak for the first like...ten minutes, but then he said something and we started talking more and more and I don't know if we're friends or something because he was really nice and we shared a lot of laughs and when we walked out to the buses we went separate ways but he looked behind him to try to find me so I just waved, smiled and walked to my bus
Guys are we like...friends now?

Me; *is openly pansexual*
Me: *sees that Trump is winning*
Me: *throws blankets, food, electronics, and other things into a closet and hides out in it*
Me: Hiding back in the closet....*thinks*...wait.....Ohhhh!! Unintentional gay joke! *high fives self*

My food schedule on weekdays:
Breakfast: Nothing, or bread
Lunch: Nothing
Dinner: Little bit of whatever is made
Weekends:
Breakfast: Bread
Lunch: Random things See More
Dinner: More of whatever is made
Aren't I so healthy?

"Why do you like Hetalia so much?!"
Me: *looks over at the quotes saying that I'm beautiful, not worthless, never alone. Looks at the songs that literally are technically speaking to the listener, telling them that they're special and if they ever need anything, the countries will be there. Looks at the hope that the ships give me for finding someone who likes me. Looks back at person*
Me: Ohhhh I have nooooooo clue

Everyone just calm down and stop freaking out on the one dating page, it's just a page, it doesn't matter

Southern Narnia is so fabulous I want to marry her but it is illegal to marry at age 14 plus she is way out of my league anyways and she is so hot I burst into flames thinking about her
(I love being this hilarious XD)

I have to admit...I have never dabbed before..but one time
This is why
it was 7:06 and I was drinking out of a water bottle, when I closed it, I looked at the time and it was 7:07
So I shouted "OhHhHHHHhhhHH 707 420 69 blaze it it's lit af *dabs* *flips bottle*"
the absolute worse part is the bottle landed

2016 summed up:
Deaths....deaths everywhere
Clowns
dId YoU jUsT aSsUmE mY gEnDeR
Trump or Hillary? hmmm
*dabs*
*flips bottle* See More
Dicks out for Harambe
Pokemon GO

You
You are fellow Trash
I welcome thy
I am also Trash

I shouldn't have come here....well, not at this time, I came at a terrible time
Someone please help me, if you help me back I'll take you with me
I'll even protect you from the moose
Just please help me eh