
"You know, you might not be much to look at in today's day and age, but in my day we'd have painted you on the side of a plane!"
Sorry but we have to fu ck now, it's a policy
Sorry but we have to fu ck now, it's a policy
on May 28, 2018

Biiiiiittttcccchhhh
What's up
What's up

South would set everything on fire.
My grandpa said that this one guy he met camping one time threw everything in the fire 'sacrificing' it like lawn chairs, cups, plates, even a god damn radio at some point.
My grandpa said that this one guy he met camping one time threw everything in the fire 'sacrificing' it like lawn chairs, cups, plates, even a god damn radio at some point.
on May 28, 2018

on May 28, 2018

on May 28, 2018
on May 28, 2018

This site has been dead for about a week, like there's only four posts a day from you all

My bad, meant to write Fanfic.net. These places mix like porridge in my head. Anyways, I'm gonna give it a try for a week. I'll give up if literally nothing happens, but I have a lot of free time with summer and all so I'm not wanting to embody myself with the spirit of qfeast. Jus need more goals..
on May 28, 2018

Didn't say a word about the big Q
Also, it depends on if you're good enough at writing. If you make tons of mistakes, and it isn't spaced out enough, and isn't cute enough. No one will care.
As someone who reads a lot of fanfiction, I can also tell you that I never read anything that isn't a part of the story. So whatever the person types at the beginning or See More end of the story that doesn't relate to the story, I don't look at it. So I don't know about anyone else.
Also, it depends on if you're good enough at writing. If you make tons of mistakes, and it isn't spaced out enough, and isn't cute enough. No one will care.
As someone who reads a lot of fanfiction, I can also tell you that I never read anything that isn't a part of the story. So whatever the person types at the beginning or See More end of the story that doesn't relate to the story, I don't look at it. So I don't know about anyone else.
on May 28, 2018

Ao3, if you wrote a cute/short fanfiction (I think their most popular fandoms are Marvel, the British stuff, I really don't know what else) and then you put a quick note at the end, thousands of people would see it. Whatever it is about that site, people can get a thousand reads in a few days off of whump. They also care about every note that comes with the See More story whether it's in topic or not. I have a story going and I don't mind a sentence at the very end.
I had no idea qwotev and watpad were like that though. That sucks
I had no idea qwotev and watpad were like that though. That sucks
on May 28, 2018

You can't make a post on Fanfiction.net, you can ONLY make stories.
Watpad, you can't make a post unless you're SUPER popular on there, even then, people don't care about posts. Stories aren't read unless they are interesting, and an advertisement for another site isn't going to interest them
DA, I guess you could do that, as long as you put it in the right tags See More and have enough followers to actually see it. I still don't think that would get a lot of attention
Watpad, you can't make a post unless you're SUPER popular on there, even then, people don't care about posts. Stories aren't read unless they are interesting, and an advertisement for another site isn't going to interest them
DA, I guess you could do that, as long as you put it in the right tags See More and have enough followers to actually see it. I still don't think that would get a lot of attention
on May 28, 2018
on May 28, 2018

on May 27, 2018

North: I'll see all of you in therapy
South: You just lost Uno what are you ta-
North: *already jumped out the window*
South: You just lost Uno what are you ta-
North: *already jumped out the window*
on May 27, 2018

Push me to the edge
All my friends are bread
Push me to the edge
All my friends are ahead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are highly disappointing to their families but I love them anyways because they're super cool and awesome even if no one else thinks so but they're my friends so I love them no matter what flaws they have and everything about them is pretty damn close to perfect even if some of their flaws aren't anywhere near perfect my friends are still awesome
All my friends are bread
Push me to the edge
All my friends are ahead
Push me to the edge
All my friends are highly disappointing to their families but I love them anyways because they're super cool and awesome even if no one else thinks so but they're my friends so I love them no matter what flaws they have and everything about them is pretty damn close to perfect even if some of their flaws aren't anywhere near perfect my friends are still awesome
on May 26, 2018

on May 26, 2018

Me: I've grown up, and I'm no longer-
Someone: Yaoi
Me: https://orig00.deviantart.net/1b95/f/2011/049/5/e/russia_you_called__by_finalfantasyokami-d39u965.gif
Someone: Yaoi
Me: https://orig00.deviantart.net/1b95/f/2011/049/5/e/russia_you_called__by_finalfantasyokami-d39u965.gif
on May 26, 2018

Okay but
North and 2p Prussia
and South and 2p America
I mean
Look at all the possibilities
North and 2p Prussia
and South and 2p America
I mean
Look at all the possibilities
on May 26, 2018

You ever just swallow bread so fast that it gets stuck in your chest but you keep swallowing bread and end up making it so bad that you can't breathe
on May 25, 2018

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SUGAR JESUS DADDDDYYYY
SUGAR JESUS DADDDDYYYY

ooOOohh yes daddy I'll make sure to heat my ass up so hooot for you so you can just gobble up whatever is left in my ass
on May 25, 2018

Mmmm I sure will, I'll also add in some bacon and bread in your ass so we can make breakfast and I'll have you eat it after I fúck you so hard it comes out of your mouth
on May 25, 2018

Daddy crack an egg in my ass and fuc k me until it's scrambled and coming out of my mouth
on May 25, 2018
on May 25, 2018

I'm Rping with this hoe and she's acting like she's the greatest chef in the world
Like
I'm Italy
And with how she worded everything, she makes it seem like she's expecting the Italian to be like "Oh my GOd iT'S SoOOoOO goOODd"
Like
Honey no
Like
I'm Italy
And with how she worded everything, she makes it seem like she's expecting the Italian to be like "Oh my GOd iT'S SoOOoOO goOODd"
Like
Honey no

on May 25, 2018
on May 25, 2018

East: *looks in closet*
East: *looks under bed*
East: *looks on ceiling*
East: *looks literally every corner, crack, and crevice of his home*
East: *even checks his entire yard, backyard, basement, tree, everywhere*
East: *slowly sits down at the piano and presses one key*
2p East: *KICKS DOWN THE DOOR* OUT THE BACK DOOR GODDAMN BUT I LOVE HER AWAY See More
East: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t6JekiGKS4
East: *looks under bed*
East: *looks on ceiling*
East: *looks literally every corner, crack, and crevice of his home*
East: *even checks his entire yard, backyard, basement, tree, everywhere*
East: *slowly sits down at the piano and presses one key*
2p East: *KICKS DOWN THE DOOR* OUT THE BACK DOOR GODDAMN BUT I LOVE HER AWAY See More
East: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t6JekiGKS4
on May 25, 2018

My aesthetic is leaving horribly long paragraphs on Devientations complimenting like literally every detail on there
Because it literally makes their day just ten times better
How do I know?
Because it once happened to me, and I almost cried
Because it literally makes their day just ten times better
How do I know?
Because it once happened to me, and I almost cried
on May 24, 2018

Me: *draws an OC with a curl*
Someone: yOu'RE juSt doINg thAt bECAuse of HetALia
Me: *draws an OC with an eye patch*
Someone: TokYo GHoUl oR bLacK bUltEr CriNGE
Me: ya know what-
Someone: yOu'RE juSt doINg thAt bECAuse of HetALia
Me: *draws an OC with an eye patch*
Someone: TokYo GHoUl oR bLacK bUltEr CriNGE
Me: ya know what-

Or just break their ribs because then they can't leave your side and you can annoy them as much as you want now
on May 24, 2018

Thx by the way you my like this skill if people cant leave you alone. Go for the side of the rib cage and pick at it
on May 24, 2018

on May 24, 2018

on May 24, 2018
on May 24, 2018

Honestly my favourite thing is when someone tells me to do something that I've already done
Like
Someone told me to watch Black Butler
*sips tea*
All of you Qfeast vets know that I was Alois Trancy for almost two full years and had numerous Black Butler things and was super popular on here because of it
Someone told me to listen to BTS
*sips tea* See More
All of you Qfeast Army's know that I'm a slut for Suga and have been since a year or two ago
Someone told me that I should kill myself
https://media.giphy.com/media/BnLE9SoSZ42kM/source.gif
Like
Someone told me to watch Black Butler
*sips tea*
All of you Qfeast vets know that I was Alois Trancy for almost two full years and had numerous Black Butler things and was super popular on here because of it
Someone told me to listen to BTS
*sips tea* See More
All of you Qfeast Army's know that I'm a slut for Suga and have been since a year or two ago
Someone told me that I should kill myself
https://media.giphy.com/media/BnLE9SoSZ42kM/source.gif
on May 24, 2018