Normal people: Oh my god it's so hard staying up so late!
Me: fuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu losers
Me: fuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu losers
on March 25, 2017
You ever hate a chick but her humour is similar to yours so you hate her
but you kinda like her because damn she's kinda funny
but you kinda like her because damn she's kinda funny
on March 25, 2017
South: *holds up a gun* Hey North heads up!
North: *expects a football to fly at her*
North: *gets shot in the head*
North: *expects a football to fly at her*
North: *gets shot in the head*
on March 25, 2017
Hey you, weirdo....
Rp with me you gay king
Rp with me you gay king
"Shit! It's the cops!" Daniel hissed, Dakota, forgetting that Chai was supposed to come over, quickly shoved all of the poker things into a black bag, which Davie threw under the sink. They quickly cleaned up the place as best as they could, and the two twin brothers ran to their rooms. Dakota ran a hand through her messy faded pink dyed hair and walked up to See More the door. She poked her head out from it and grinned. "This house is not hosting Ghouls, for the fifth time this week, officer."
on March 29, 2017
Chai ran out the door and down the roads. A few minutes later she was at dakotas house. She knocked on the wall, and waited.
on March 29, 2017
Dakota giggled as Davie and Daniel started to throw chips at each other. "Now now, relax. We've not lost anything. 'ere." She shoved their chips back to the center of the table. "There, better?"
on March 29, 2017
on March 29, 2017
Dakota placed down the cards. "Full house~" She cooed as she laughed and pulled all of the poker chips towards her. "AHG! You cheated!" Davie shouted as he slammed down his cards. Daniel slammed his face on the table. "Not fair..."
on March 29, 2017
on March 25, 2017
"He does give good dating advice!"
"I give better advice. You should've thrown a pie in my face, that could've worked too ya know."
"I give better advice. You should've thrown a pie in my face, that could've worked too ya know."
on March 25, 2017
"He's so stressed all the time. He's so stupid."
"That's a little rude to say behind his back."
"Oh I say it to his face too."
"That's a little rude to say behind his back."
"Oh I say it to his face too."
on March 25, 2017
He's hot
And I'm hot
We are the Hot Duo *sticks leg up*
And I'm hot
We are the Hot Duo *sticks leg up*
Which guy from Diabolik Lovers are you mos...
Azusa Mukami
MY FAVORITE YESS. He is the 4th and youngest son of the Mukami household. He is a former human who turned into a vampire. He is 5'7 and 110 pounds. He is a Scorpio. Azusa is known to be clingy and be a bit of a coward. His personality and manner of speech are timid. He is an extreme sadomasochist and cuts himself with knives. Azusa loves spicy foods and has knife collection as well. Azusa had a horrible childhood that deeply effects his character and personality (like all the other guys). :'(
on March 25, 2017
Okay so it's Brees Birthday tomorrow so I planned some shit
Imma start a Sleepover Party thing, it's going on all day
Imma draw her something
Imma THROW SPARKLES AND SHIT BECAUSE SHIT BREE EVERY BIRTHDAY NEEDS SPARKLES
Imma stay up till 12 just to tell her HB on the dot
Imma do some other stuff that I don't know what I'm doing
Imma start a Sleepover Party thing, it's going on all day
Imma draw her something
Imma THROW SPARKLES AND SHIT BECAUSE SHIT BREE EVERY BIRTHDAY NEEDS SPARKLES
Imma stay up till 12 just to tell her HB on the dot
Imma do some other stuff that I don't know what I'm doing
on March 25, 2017
Some of the Zodiacs playing Rock Paper Scissors:
Leo: Shit I lost....meh..So what?
Gemini: TWO AGAINST ONE F*CKERS
Libra: Do I have too?
Sagittarius: OHHHHH I WON! SUUUCK ITTT
Taurus: Okay cool I lost I don't give a rats ass
Aries:...I lost?......... I NEVER LOSE F*CK THIS SHIT YOU ALL CAN-*grabs chairs and starts throwing them*-ALL SUCK IT I WILL WIN I ALWAYS WIN
Leo: Shit I lost....meh..So what?
Gemini: TWO AGAINST ONE F*CKERS
Libra: Do I have too?
Sagittarius: OHHHHH I WON! SUUUCK ITTT
Taurus: Okay cool I lost I don't give a rats ass
Aries:...I lost?......... I NEVER LOSE F*CK THIS SHIT YOU ALL CAN-*grabs chairs and starts throwing them*-ALL SUCK IT I WILL WIN I ALWAYS WIN
on March 25, 2017
on March 25, 2017
The Markiplier fanbase reminds me on a line
Mark is in the front of the line, and picks up random, sometimes crying and in pain people along the way
We all follow him and look up to him
He picks up people who are sad and feel so upset over something, and cheers them up
But...
Sometimes he stops walking, and just falls, when he falls he confesses everything (like in the I Feel Lost video) and is so upset and scared
But just as he did for us See More
We just...surround him with support and kindness to try to cheer him up as he did us..
Shit man the love and support I have for this dude is literally next to Dark Lord Hima
I support Mark and Hima almost to a point of where I'd fruking die to save their ass. They literally mean so much to me that it hurts man
Mark is in the front of the line, and picks up random, sometimes crying and in pain people along the way
We all follow him and look up to him
He picks up people who are sad and feel so upset over something, and cheers them up
But...
Sometimes he stops walking, and just falls, when he falls he confesses everything (like in the I Feel Lost video) and is so upset and scared
But just as he did for us See More
We just...surround him with support and kindness to try to cheer him up as he did us..
Shit man the love and support I have for this dude is literally next to Dark Lord Hima
I support Mark and Hima almost to a point of where I'd fruking die to save their ass. They literally mean so much to me that it hurts man
on March 25, 2017
I Feel Lost
Hey guys, hope I didn't wake you up. I've just been feeling a little lost lately and wanted to get some things off my chest. I've been on YouTube for about 5...
on March 25, 2017
What if I try to pull Italy's curl?
on March 25, 2017
on March 25, 2017
North answering questions be like:
"Why is your hair so long?"
Her realistic answer: "Cutting your hair means you want to forget the past, I'd rather remember, even if it's terrible."
Her actual answer: "Because then I can hang myself with it and strangle other people with it."
"Why do you look so tired all the time?"
Her realistic answer: "Because I'm an Insomniac, I hardly sleep."
Her actual answer: "Because I stay up all night memeing." See More
"If South jumped off a cliff-"
Her realistic answer: "I'd try to save her."
Her actual answer: "I'd jump off for fun and hope I die in the process. Bitch who ever dies first loses."
"Are you are Prussia...you know?"
Her realistic answer: leans into the mic...."We don't talk about that."
Her actual answer: "Too fabulous to be tied down in a relationship," leans back in chair, and falls
"If Prussia disappeared, what would you do?"
Her realistic answer: "Don't know, I try not to think 'bout that...I'd probably drink even more and....." She clears her throat
Her actual answer: "I'd send him memes over the Ouija Board."
"How many times have you died?"
Her realistic answer: "Probably over two thousand times. Fuhuhu, a quarter of those times I was being stupid."
Her actual answer: "About to be one more time if South doesn't make me that god damned cake."
"Have you ever tripped over your own hair?"
Her realistic answer: "Oh yeah, pleanty of times."
Her actual answer: laughing too hard to answer, but maybe five minutes later she leans into the mic. "Y-yes." starts laughing again
"Why are you called Narnia?"
Her realistic answer: "Well..long story short, we were lazy and didn't want to create a name out of thin air."
Her actual answer: "Because Narnia is fabulous, and we are fabulous, soo it makes sense."
"Why is your hair so long?"
Her realistic answer: "Cutting your hair means you want to forget the past, I'd rather remember, even if it's terrible."
Her actual answer: "Because then I can hang myself with it and strangle other people with it."
"Why do you look so tired all the time?"
Her realistic answer: "Because I'm an Insomniac, I hardly sleep."
Her actual answer: "Because I stay up all night memeing." See More
"If South jumped off a cliff-"
Her realistic answer: "I'd try to save her."
Her actual answer: "I'd jump off for fun and hope I die in the process. Bitch who ever dies first loses."
"Are you are Prussia...you know?"
Her realistic answer: leans into the mic...."We don't talk about that."
Her actual answer: "Too fabulous to be tied down in a relationship," leans back in chair, and falls
"If Prussia disappeared, what would you do?"
Her realistic answer: "Don't know, I try not to think 'bout that...I'd probably drink even more and....." She clears her throat
Her actual answer: "I'd send him memes over the Ouija Board."
"How many times have you died?"
Her realistic answer: "Probably over two thousand times. Fuhuhu, a quarter of those times I was being stupid."
Her actual answer: "About to be one more time if South doesn't make me that god damned cake."
"Have you ever tripped over your own hair?"
Her realistic answer: "Oh yeah, pleanty of times."
Her actual answer: laughing too hard to answer, but maybe five minutes later she leans into the mic. "Y-yes." starts laughing again
"Why are you called Narnia?"
Her realistic answer: "Well..long story short, we were lazy and didn't want to create a name out of thin air."
Her actual answer: "Because Narnia is fabulous, and we are fabulous, soo it makes sense."
on March 25, 2017
I have so many cuts and shit on my legs that it looks like I walked through a cheese grader
Lesson: Don't wear shorts and venture in a place WHERE THERE ARE FRUKING THORNS EVERYWHERE
Lesson: Don't wear shorts and venture in a place WHERE THERE ARE FRUKING THORNS EVERYWHERE
on March 25, 2017