The worst part about MCL is that
I saved AP up for two months
And I spent it all in under thirty minutes
I saved AP up for two months
And I spent it all in under thirty minutes
on May 20, 2017
Worst part about having a lot of friends
Let's say you have seven friends
And you have eight cookies
You gotta give seven away
If you only had one friend, you could give them four and you get four cookies
Let's say you have seven friends
And you have eight cookies
You gotta give seven away
If you only had one friend, you could give them four and you get four cookies
on May 20, 2017
Now I'm sad because BTS isn't going to preform at the Billboard thing
on May 20, 2017
on May 20, 2017
Apparently if you eat enough blue M&Ms you can turn your skin a light blue
on May 20, 2017
"If the shoe fits, wear it"
North: If the condom fits, wear it
North: If the condom fits, wear it
on May 20, 2017
This is a conversation between Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt and yourself, Feliciano Vargas.
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: *pulls on his coat* Hey! I'm goin' out!
Feliciano Vargas: Hm~ Alright have fun!
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: I won't. I'm going to the doctor.
Feliciano Vargas: Doctor? Oh no are you sick?
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an See More abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: No. Come say goodbye...
Feliciano Vargas: *he pokes his head out from around the corner* Goodbye to who? I already said goodbye to you though.
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: *he comes over* close your eyes.
Feliciano Vargas: *he giggles and closes them* Alright they're closed~ Just like old times!
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: *He lifts his own shirt, guiding it to a kick*
Feliciano Vargas: Hm?.....AH GILBERT YOU SWALLOWED A DEMON
You've left the conversation.
I'm such a good person
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: *pulls on his coat* Hey! I'm goin' out!
Feliciano Vargas: Hm~ Alright have fun!
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: I won't. I'm going to the doctor.
Feliciano Vargas: Doctor? Oh no are you sick?
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an See More abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: No. Come say goodbye...
Feliciano Vargas: *he pokes his head out from around the corner* Goodbye to who? I already said goodbye to you though.
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: *he comes over* close your eyes.
Feliciano Vargas: *he giggles and closes them* Alright they're closed~ Just like old times!
Pregnant! No one knows! Leaving to get an abortion! Gilbert Beilschmidt: *He lifts his own shirt, guiding it to a kick*
Feliciano Vargas: Hm?.....AH GILBERT YOU SWALLOWED A DEMON
You've left the conversation.
I'm such a good person
on May 20, 2017
North: I'm a badass
Lights: *turn out*
North: *scREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
Lights: *turn back on*
North: Total badass
Lights: *turn out*
North: *scREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
Lights: *turn back on*
North: Total badass
on May 20, 2017
Oliver: Would anyone like a cupcake?
Everyone else: nO
North: Dibs
South: You do know that those are poisoned right?
North: *eats like twelve* That's the point
Everyone else: nO
North: Dibs
South: You do know that those are poisoned right?
North: *eats like twelve* That's the point
on May 20, 2017
GOD I'VE MET LIKE FOUR CANADA'S AND EVERY TIME I JUST CALL THEM AMERICA
on May 20, 2017
This is a conversation between Matthew Williams and yourself, Arthur Kirkland.
Arthur Kirkland: Who
Matthew Williams: Oh...
Matthew Williams: I'm Canada eh!
Matthew Williams: remember ME FOR FU.CKING ONCE
Arthur Kirkland: America is that bloody you?
Matthew Williams: NOOOOO See More
Matthew Williams: ITS MANADA
Matthew Williams: *PULLS OUT A KNIFE*
Arthur Kirkland: America I told you to not play with knives
Matthew Williams: *PULLS OUT A GUN AND A DILDO* SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO PULL THAT OUT TOO!
Arthur Kirkland: .....I always knew you were gay Alfred, with who? Ivan?
Arthur Kirkland: Who
Matthew Williams: Oh...
Matthew Williams: I'm Canada eh!
Matthew Williams: remember ME FOR FU.CKING ONCE
Arthur Kirkland: America is that bloody you?
Matthew Williams: NOOOOO See More
Matthew Williams: ITS MANADA
Matthew Williams: *PULLS OUT A KNIFE*
Arthur Kirkland: America I told you to not play with knives
Matthew Williams: *PULLS OUT A GUN AND A DILDO* SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO PULL THAT OUT TOO!
Arthur Kirkland: .....I always knew you were gay Alfred, with who? Ivan?
on May 20, 2017
This is a conversation between England's left eyebrow and yourself, Arthur Kirkland.
Arthur Kirkland: Oh
England's left eyebrow: Master
England's left eyebrow: I have returned
Arthur Kirkland: Why must you torture me
England's left eyebrow: Because I'm an eyebrow
England's left eyebrow: And it's my job
Arthur Kirkland: Oh
England's left eyebrow: Master
England's left eyebrow: I have returned
Arthur Kirkland: Why must you torture me
England's left eyebrow: Because I'm an eyebrow
England's left eyebrow: And it's my job
on May 20, 2017
This is a conversation between Madeline Williams and yourself, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo.
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: *rolls a tomato over*
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: I love you from my head tomatoes
You've left the conversation.
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: *rolls a tomato over*
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: I love you from my head tomatoes
You've left the conversation.
on May 20, 2017
This is a conversation between Pregnant!Tina Väinämöinen(Fem!Finland) and yourself, Antonio Fernandez Carriedo.
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Find yo Sweden and tell him the great news
And if I had a dime for every time I did something like this I'd be even more rich
Antonio Fernandez Carriedo: Find yo Sweden and tell him the great news
And if I had a dime for every time I did something like this I'd be even more rich
on May 20, 2017
on May 20, 2017
This is a conversation between Captured! Merman! Lovino Vargas | Pirate! Antonio / Arthur? | Literate RP | ask for longish starter and yourself, Arthur Kirkland .
Arthur Kirkland : Fu.ckin Spain man he gonna make sushi outta you
Arthur Kirkland : Fu.ckin Spain man he gonna make sushi outta you
on May 20, 2017
Good and bad things about having seven or so friends:
Bad: More food to share
Good: More people to hang out with if some of them are busy
Bad: If they're all busy, you know you're a lazy fruk
Good: If they're all not busy, and you guys do something stupid, it's more fun
Bad: If you all get caught and get put in a holding cell, you have more parents to get pissed
Good: More jokes, more fun, more everything
Bad: More food to share
Good: More people to hang out with if some of them are busy
Bad: If they're all busy, you know you're a lazy fruk
Good: If they're all not busy, and you guys do something stupid, it's more fun
Bad: If you all get caught and get put in a holding cell, you have more parents to get pissed
Good: More jokes, more fun, more everything
on May 20, 2017