North: South I need advice, I really like this one guy....how do I win his heart?
South: *looks up from her book, sets down tea, pats the seat next to her*
North: *sits down*
South:....North....the fastest way into a mans heart.........is when you slit open his rib cage and take his heart
North; *stands up and leaves* Never asking you for advice again
South: *looks up from her book, sets down tea, pats the seat next to her*
North: *sits down*
South:....North....the fastest way into a mans heart.........is when you slit open his rib cage and take his heart
North; *stands up and leaves* Never asking you for advice again
SmolRaccoons
The fastest way to a man's heart is to just plunge your fist inside like the ancient Mayans and then you rip out his still beating heart and sacrifice it to the gods
on May 23, 2017
on May 23, 2017
South: How many bags of chips have you eaten in the past hour?
North: *eating a bag of Cheetos* fRUK OFF
South:....how...many?
North:......*eating another bag of Cheetos*......eighty family sized bags
North: *eating a bag of Cheetos* fRUK OFF
South:....how...many?
North:......*eating another bag of Cheetos*......eighty family sized bags
on May 23, 2017
"She sighed as she entered the class. "No need to fear, the failure is here." She said to the teacher, who was the only one in the room at the moment. The teacher gave no shits because it's high school."
I fruking love how I rp
I fruking love how I rp
on May 23, 2017
I thought colouring South Korea's flag would be easy
I
Was
Wrong
I
Was
Wrong
on May 23, 2017
That moment when one of your favourite Rp buddies isn't going to be online in a while and you want to Rp but no one else Rps like them so you're upset as hell
No
I mean that they RP in a certain way that I like
And no one else RPs like that, so I don't have AS much fun RPing with other people
I mean that they RP in a certain way that I like
And no one else RPs like that, so I don't have AS much fun RPing with other people
on May 23, 2017
on May 23, 2017
Jesus fruk are you serious
It's fruking back
I said that if I saw the Blue Whale thing one more time I'd download it
Where the fruk do I download this bullshit
It's fruking back
I said that if I saw the Blue Whale thing one more time I'd download it
Where the fruk do I download this bullshit
on May 23, 2017
Might Just Die by History: 2:30-2:35 and 2:55-3:00
Me: Holy shit *googles How To Become A Floor*
Me: Holy shit *googles How To Become A Floor*
on May 23, 2017
I need a group of friends that would look at Kpop dance videos and work hard as shit to get it down
Just for a work out
Dancing literally just to work out
Cause it seems pretty lit
Just for a work out
Dancing literally just to work out
Cause it seems pretty lit
on May 23, 2017
So I bought my friend a Rap Monster jacket because he's her Bias
And it came in today
And now I want one
So I'm buying one for myself too
And it came in today
And now I want one
So I'm buying one for myself too
on May 23, 2017
Okay so I have:
Sweden, France, Russia, Narnia, Germany, Italy, Japan, Ireland, Romania, Greece, and Jamaica
I bought new pastels so I have every colour now
WHAT COUNTRY SHOULD I DO
Sweden, France, Russia, Narnia, Germany, Italy, Japan, Ireland, Romania, Greece, and Jamaica
I bought new pastels so I have every colour now
WHAT COUNTRY SHOULD I DO
on May 23, 2017
My parents: You'll be struggling to save money outside of this house
Me: *thinking* So I take cold, less then five minute showers. I decided to live off of bread, fruits, and vegetables, and not buy things I don't need. I don't buy stupid things. I unplug everything and turn off all my lights, even if I'm leaving the room for only six minutes. And I'm going to have problems saving money. *says* Okay
Me: *thinking* So I take cold, less then five minute showers. I decided to live off of bread, fruits, and vegetables, and not buy things I don't need. I don't buy stupid things. I unplug everything and turn off all my lights, even if I'm leaving the room for only six minutes. And I'm going to have problems saving money. *says* Okay
on May 23, 2017
I haven't slept in a while
I went all the way to my friends house just to watch the BBMA's and we watched the entire thing just to see BTS and we celebrated our babies all night
I went all the way to my friends house just to watch the BBMA's and we watched the entire thing just to see BTS and we celebrated our babies all night
on May 23, 2017
Okay I partied my non-existent ass off
I celebrated with my BTS friend and we ate a few spoonfuls of Nutella, a hot dog bun, and listened to BTS while screeching
We danced on the roof
And yeah
I celebrated with my BTS friend and we ate a few spoonfuls of Nutella, a hot dog bun, and listened to BTS while screeching
We danced on the roof
And yeah
on May 23, 2017
THEY
WOOOOOOOOON
BFDIOJDXMJKXFOXCDJMJHF
WOOOOOOOOON
BFDIOJDXMJKXFOXCDJMJHF
on May 22, 2017
Why does everyone think the women are supposed to be "pure" and shit like that?
"In the name of the FATHER, SON, and holy spirit, amen"
For chicks it'd be like
"In the name of the Mother, Daughter, and sinful spirit, yaoi"
"In the name of the FATHER, SON, and holy spirit, amen"
For chicks it'd be like
"In the name of the Mother, Daughter, and sinful spirit, yaoi"
on May 21, 2017
Okay so I was bored and made Japan, Germany, Italy, Narnia, Romania, France and Russia's flag
I'm out of red pastel so what flag should I make now
I'm out of red pastel so what flag should I make now
on May 21, 2017
on May 21, 2017
I drove today and I may have ran a stop sign
Whoops
Whoops
on May 21, 2017
How North and South were first introduced:
Narrator: Oh, now let's leave the poor Japan alone. Oh? Who's that? If it isn't Northern and Southern Narnia, the two girls in the corner of the room! Let's see what they're doing
Camera cuts from Italy hugging Japan to North and South
South: *holding a huge ass box of wine high above Norths head* hehehehheeh
North: *on her knees, catching the wine in her mouth* heheheh- *cOUGH and spits wine everywhere, South is laughing to hard to stop See More the wine from coming out of the box, so North is coughing up wine while being showered by it*
Narrator: On second thought, let's see what Italy and Japan are doing!
Narrator: Oh, now let's leave the poor Japan alone. Oh? Who's that? If it isn't Northern and Southern Narnia, the two girls in the corner of the room! Let's see what they're doing
Camera cuts from Italy hugging Japan to North and South
South: *holding a huge ass box of wine high above Norths head* hehehehheeh
North: *on her knees, catching the wine in her mouth* heheheh- *cOUGH and spits wine everywhere, South is laughing to hard to stop See More the wine from coming out of the box, so North is coughing up wine while being showered by it*
Narrator: On second thought, let's see what Italy and Japan are doing!
on May 21, 2017
Old movies were the best because shit man
They were animated
A N I M A T E D
And still had bloopers
They were animated
A N I M A T E D
And still had bloopers
on May 21, 2017