Pun-tastic Quiz (1) Get ready to laugh out loud with this pun-tastic quiz! Test your knowledge of wordplay and see how many puns you can crack. ghostman published on January 242 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/10 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! Because he scared away all the crows. Because he had straw-mendous dance moves. Because he was always hanging around. 2/10 What do you call a fake noodle? An impostapasta. A phony macaroni. An impasta. A spaghetto. 3/10 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because its pedals were tired. Because it couldn't handle the pressure. Because it had a flat tire. Because it was two-tired. 4/10 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. A toothless grizzly. A bear-y sad situation. 5/10 Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they are too small to be reliable. Because they often split up. Because they make up everything! Because they have too many negative charges. 6/10 What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A king fish. A majestic fish. King Neptune. A sushi chef. 7/10 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was embarrassed. Because it saw the salad dressing. Because it saw the sun-dried. Because it was ripe. 8/10 What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. Ouch, that's grape! I'm raisin' the alarm. I need some grape support. 9/10 How do you organize a space party? You planet. You call NASA. You set up a milky way. 10/10 Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they're too weak. Because they don't have the guts. Because they're all bone and no brawn. Because they can't stand each other.
