Laugh Out Loud Quiz Test your knowledge of humorous observations with these entertaining questions! Let's see if you can spot the correct punchline. ghostman published on March 080 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/11 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was the best dressed Because he was outstanding in his field Because he never lost his cool Because he was stuffed with wisdom 2/11 What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A dud opener A fail opener A can't opener A broken opener 3/11 Why don't skeletons fight each other? They're too busy dancing They don't have the guts They're all bones, no muscle They're afraid of losing face 4/11 Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's embarrassing Because it's pointless Because it makes a statement Because it adds character 5/11 What did one wall say to the other wall? I'm bored of being stuck here Can we meet in the middle? I'll meet you at the corner Can we take a break together? 6/11 Why do bees have sticky hair? To impress the queen bee Because they use honeycombs As a natural hair gel To blend in with flowers 7/11 Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems Because it was missing chapters Because it couldn't solve real-life issues Because it felt alone on the shelf 8/11 What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots too? I'm melting faster than you Is it cold in here or is it just me? I think we need scarves 9/11 How do you organize a space party? You planet You start by setting up a black hole You invite aliens only You send out rocket invitations 10/11 Why did the tomato turn red? It saw a strawberry blushing It was embarrassed by the cucumber Because it saw the salad dressing It got too much sun 11/11 What do you call fake spaghetti? Im-spasta An impasta A mockaroni Phonoodle
