Dad Jokes Galore Test your 'dad joke' knowledge with these hilariously punny questions! See if you can separate the groan-worthy jokes from the truly pun-tastic ones. rihanna80 published on March 130 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/10 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Melted cheese Swiss cheese Nacho cheese Brie 2/10 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired It had a flat tire It was too heavy It was missing a wheel 3/10 What do you call an alligator in a vest? Fashion-forward reptile An investigator A dapper reptile A snappy dresser 4/10 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was fashionable Because it was made of straw Because it had a great hat Because he was outstanding in his field 5/10 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Surprise! Supplies! Boo! Clean up on aisle 3! 6/10 Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts They're too fragile They're too friendly They don't have muscles 7/10 How do you organize a space party? Invite lots of aliens You planet Hire a UFO Bring lots of moon cheese 8/10 What do you call a belt made out of watches? Timely fashion statement Time keeper's dream A waist of time Chrono-belt 9/10 Why did the coffee file a police report? It got too hot It was stolen It got mugged It committed grounds for arrest 10/10 What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A frosty Dracula Frostbite A chilly bloodsucker Icy fangs
