Puntastic Puzzles Test your wit and sense of humor with these pun-filled questions! See if you can answer all 12 questions correctly michelle published on September 21, 20230 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/12 Why did the bicycle fall over? It was tired It needed a rest It was two-tired It lost its balance 2/12 What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? Chilled Adonis An abdominal snowman Frosty McMuscles Buff Frost 3/12 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing Because it was ripe Because it was sun-kissed Because it blushed 4/12 What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Ouch! Nothing, but it let out a little wine That hurt I'm squished 5/12 Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up Because they can't speak Because their yolks are too serious Because they prefer punny yolks 6/12 How do you organize a space party? Planet a lot You planet Galaxy together Star arranging 7/12 What do you call fake spaghetti? Im-pasta Noodle impostor An impasta Fake-aroni 8/12 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case of a hole-in-one Golfing fashion rule In case he got a hole in one To look stylish 9/12 What did the big flower say to the little flower? You're so tiny Hi, bud! You're growing nicely Nice to see you 10/12 Why did the chicken go to the seance? To seek afterlife wisdom To chat with spirits To talk to the other side To learn secret chicken rituals 11/12 What did the ocean say to the shore? Stop touching me Nothing, it just waved You're making me wet Nice beach 12/12 Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Spotter caught him Because he was always spotted Couldn't find a good hiding paw Kept blending with the trees
