How Sarcastic Are You? Test your sarcasm skills with these sarcastic questions! See if you can answer all 11 questions correctly alina90 published on October 040 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/11 What an amazing day! How would you feel when someone says this to you? Excited Sarcastic Happy Indifferent 2/11 What do you say when someone asks you if you're a morning person? Yes, definitely! No, not at all! Absolutely! What a delightful time of day! Oh, absolutely! I jump out of bed singing with joy. 3/11 How excited are you to attend a team-building seminar? Ecstatic! Can't wait! Thrilled beyond words! As excited as watching paint dry. Absolutely, it's my dream come true! 4/11 What do you think about traffic jams? They're so relaxing and therapeutic. I love wasting my valuable time sitting in traffic. Absolutely love them, especially during rush hour! Ugh, traffic jams are the best! I couldn't imagine my life without them. 5/11 How would you describe your height when someone asks? Tall, like a giant! Average, nothing special. I'm so short that I could swim in a teacup. Definitely taller than most people. 6/11 How do you feel about doing chores? I absolutely love them and can't wait to clean! Chores are my favorite pastime. Oh, I adore them. They bring so much joy to my life. I've never felt so thrilled as when I do chores. 7/11 What are your thoughts on rainy days? Rain is the best! I wish it would rain every day. I absolutely love getting soaked and holding an umbrella. Rainy days are my absolute favorite! I can't contain my excitement. Oh, I'm ecstatic about rainy days. Nothing more delightful than wet socks! 8/11 How much do you love group projects? Group projects? Count me in! They're the best! I love relying on others for my success. Oh, I couldn't be more thrilled to work with a group. Nothing makes me happier than a group project. Can't wait! 9/11 What do you think about doing paperwork? I love paper cuts and filing paperwork! Paperwork? It's the highlight of my day. Doing paperwork is the most satisfying feeling in the world. I could do paperwork all day, every day, and never get tired. 10/11 How do you feel about waiting in long queues? I absolutely love standing in line for hours! Long queues are my favorite! I never want them to end. Waiting in long queues is pure bliss. Oh, I can't contain my excitement when I see a long queue! 11/11 What do you say when someone tells you their problems? I feel so sorry for you, let me help. I'm always here to listen and provide support. Wow, your life sounds absolutely perfect! I wish I had your problems. Your problems are my favorite topic of conversation.