Pun-tastic Quiz Test your pun skills with these hilarious wordplay questions! See if you can answer all 10 questions correctly ghostman published 10 days ago0 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/10 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it knew how to scare away crows. Because it was outstanding in its field. Because it had a straw-king personality. Because it had a great sense of humor. 2/10 What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A fin-tastic ruler. A king-fish. A majestic guppy. A king neptune. 3/10 Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they are too small to be seen. Because they have too many electrons. Because they make up everything. Because they are constantly changing. 4/10 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. A toothless grizzly. A bite-less bear. A dental-challenged bruin. 5/10 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was ripe. Because it was blushing. Because it saw the salad dressing. Because it was embarrassed. 6/10 What do you call a magic dog? A barktor. A labracadabrador. A wizard woofer. A hocus-pupcus. 7/10 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because its tires were flat. Because it was two-tired. Because it was too heavy. Because gravity got the best of it. 8/10 What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Ouch! Nothing, it just let out a little wine. I'm squished. Not again! 9/10 Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many pages. Because it was too complicated. Because it had too many problems. Because it couldn't solve itself. 10/10 What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn. At sunrise. At 7 am. When the alarm clock rings.