One Liner Joke Quiz Test your humor skills with this fun quiz about one-liner jokes! See if you can spot the ones that will make your friends laugh out loud. delya90 published on April 291 response 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/8 Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'What did the fish say when it hit the wall?' Ugh! Help! Ahoy! Ouch! 2/8 Fill in the blank: 'What did the green grape say to the purple grape?' Hi, berry! Hi, raisin! BREATHE! Breath in, breath out! Wow, you really blush! 3/8 Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' To get to the movies! For a new job To get to the other side! To have breakfast 4/8 Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'What did the fox say when he spotted a flock of sheep?' Sheep barbecue! Where's the woolly? Hello, dinner! Let's go to the beach! 5/8 Fill in the blank: 'Why did the _______ get kicked off the team?' snack hockey player baseball pitcher soccer coach 6/8 Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'A neutron walks into a bar...' He orders nothing, drinks nothing and leaves no tip He orders a beer and gets out to lunch He orders a burger and fries He orders a margarita and complains that it's too salty 7/8 Fill in the blank: 'What did the ______ say when someone stepped on its tail?' whale dog shark lion 8/8 Complete this classic one-liner joke: 'How do you fix a broken pizza?' You call a pizza electrician! You order a new one! You throw it away! You use a slice of it!