Silly Jokes Quiz Test your knowledge of silly jokes with this fun quiz! See if you can pick the punchline to these outrageous jokes. rihanna80 published on February 220 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/12 Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing It was blushing It was mad at the spaghetti It was feeling spicy 2/12 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheddar Nacho cheese Gouda Swiss 3/12 Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems It was outdated It couldn't count on anyone It failed the test 4/12 What kind of tree fits in your hand? Oak Pine Birch Palm tree 5/12 Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants It was loopy It was caught in a loop It was causing a fashion faux pas 6/12 What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? Ouch Dam Splash Woops 7/12 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It lost its balance It was two tired It needed a kickstand It was lazy 8/12 What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner You're looking solid You're flat You're on a roll 9/12 What did one hat say to the other hat? You're blocking my view You're too big for this party You stay here, I'll go on ahead You're a head above the rest 10/12 How does a penguin build its house? Brick by brick Igloos it together By fishing for materials Sliding it into place 11/12 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field He was the best dressed He kept the crows entertained He was great at corny jokes 12/12 What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A pumpkin A carrot A peach A tangerine
