Can you guess these riddles/jokes?

Can you guess these riddles/jokes?

Can you guess all of these riddles/jokes? (Warning: They will probably be bad. I'm struggling here. [;_;] )

published on June 0310 responses 4 4.0★ / 5

What starts with "e" ends with "e" but only has one letter?

What starts with "e" ends with "e" but only has one letter?
*thinks* The letter E?
An envelope!
A mailbox.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Select the two correct answers
Well, I think the culture of Switzerland is pretty cool because..*rants about the culture*
I don't know but the flag is a big plus!
*sips tea* Why tf am I here?

What do you call a dog who is handsome?

What do you call a dog who is handsome?
Dogs are handsome?
A cutie!
A hot dog!

Why did the actor fall threw the floorboards?

Why did the actor fall threw the floorboards?
Cuz the floorboards were broken.
He was going threw a stage.
He wasn't paying attention.

What did the claustrophobic astronaut (Whew, such big words!) need?

What did the claustrophobic astronaut (Whew, such big words!) need?
Some space.
Water?
Air!?!

Why don't scientist trust atoms?

Why don't scientist trust atoms?
They aren't trust worthy?
Because they have trust issues.
Atoms make up everything.

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
Seaweed.
A nervous ship wreck.
A little fish swimming away from a hungry shark.

A man says he is addicted to Twitter. What does his doctor say?

A man says he is addicted to Twitter. What does his doctor say?
"Delete your account."
"I'm sorry. I don't follow you."
"Me too."

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
She'll pop it.
She'll let it go.
She's scared of them.

How are relationships like algebra?

How are relationships like algebra?
Because they both suck.
Sometimes..you look at your x and wonder y.
You need both.