Can you guess these riddles/jokes? Can you guess all of these riddles/jokes? (Warning: They will probably be bad. I'm struggling here. [;_;] ) anonymous-user-HXwdsu published on June 03, 201811 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/10 What starts with "e" ends with "e" but only has one letter? *thinks* The letter E? An envelope! A mailbox. 2/10 What's the best thing about Switzerland? Hint: 2 choices Well, I think the culture of Switzerland is pretty cool because..*rants about the culture* I don't know but the flag is a big plus! *sips tea* Why tf am I here? 3/10 What do you call a dog who is handsome? Dogs are handsome? A cutie! A hot dog! 4/10 Why did the actor fall threw the floorboards? Cuz the floorboards were broken. He was going threw a stage. He wasn't paying attention. 5/10 What did the claustrophobic astronaut (Whew, such big words!) need? Some space. Water? Air!?! 6/10 Why don't scientist trust atoms? They aren't trust worthy? Because they have trust issues. Atoms make up everything. 7/10 What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? Seaweed. A nervous ship wreck. A little fish swimming away from a hungry shark. 8/10 A man says he is addicted to Twitter. What does his doctor say? "Delete your account." "I'm sorry. I don't follow you." "Me too." 9/10 Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? She'll pop it. She'll let it go. She's scared of them. 10/10 How are relationships like algebra? Because they both suck. Sometimes..you look at your x and wonder y. You need both.
