Laugh Out Loud Test your knowledge of popular jokes with this hilarious quiz! See if you can spot the punchline from the options provided. delya90 published on March 241 response 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/10 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired It needed a kickstand It was a lazy bicycle 2/10 What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta False fettuccine Make-believe linguine 3/10 How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together With flipper bricks By hiring a penguin contractor 4/10 Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems It was missing a chapter It didn't like its cover 5/10 Why was the stadium so cold? Because it had thousands of fans The air conditioning broke It was built on a glacier 6/10 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear A toothless grizzly A hungry hibernator 7/10 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field For scaring away crows He was the most fashionable scarecrow 8/10 What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner Let's hang out sometime This is a brick conversation 9/10 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing It was embarrassed It was sunburned 10/10 What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips Byte-sized cookies Ctrl-Alt-Deli sandwiches
