Puntastic Quiz Test your wit and sense of humor with this hilarious pun-filled quiz! See if you can answer all 10 questions correctly rihanna80 published on September 12, 20231 response 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/10 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear A bare bear A toothless bear 2/10 Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing Because it was ripe Because it was blushing Because it was embarrassed 3/10 Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they're shellfish Because they're stingy Because they don't have money 4/10 Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He can't control his number line He'll stop at nothing to avoid them He always adds a positive spin to them He dislikes negative vibes 5/10 Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it lost its balance Because the wind pushed it Because it hit a rock Because it was two-tired 6/10 What do you call a fake noodle? An imPASTA An impasta A faux noodle A dishonest pasta 7/10 Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was made of straw Because it protected the crops Because it was outstanding in its field Because it scared the crows away 8/10 What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Ouch, that hurt! I'm squished! Nothing, it just let out a little wine I'm flat now 9/10 Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything Because they're always changing Because they're too small to see Because they're unstable 10/10 What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish Fsh A sightless fish A fish with no vision
