Puntastic Quiz

Test your wit and sense of humor with this hilarious pun-filled quiz! See if you can answer all 10 questions correctly

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1/10

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear
A bare bear
A toothless bear
2/10

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing
Because it was ripe
Because it was blushing
Because it was embarrassed
3/10

Why don't oysters donate to charity?

Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're shellfish
Because they're stingy
Because they don't have money
4/10

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He can't control his number line
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
He always adds a positive spin to them
He dislikes negative vibes
5/10

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it lost its balance
Because the wind pushed it
Because it hit a rock
Because it was two-tired
6/10

What do you call a fake noodle?

What do you call a fake noodle?
An imPASTA
An impasta
A faux noodle
A dishonest pasta
7/10

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because it was made of straw
Because it protected the crops
Because it was outstanding in its field
Because it scared the crows away
8/10

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Ouch, that hurt!
I'm squished!
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
I'm flat now
9/10

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
Because they're always changing
Because they're too small to see
Because they're unstable
10/10

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A blind fish
Fsh
A sightless fish
A fish with no vision