How to get sick at school?
Hey. So I dont wanna go to school tomorrow or ballet, so i figured since tomorrow is 'fun scedule' i get sick last period and miss ballet and school tomorrow! But how do i get actully sick AT SCHOOL? please no 'its a bad idea' or 'suck it up and go to school and ballet' and please dont give any stupid answers like 'go eat bleach' (yes, i saw that one b4) or 'eat raw chicken' i want a cold. Thanks
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It will be hard to get sick on a hot day:
Especially At school:
Tell me what your kind of allergic too
Im allergic to dust
so When I turned on the fan
and opened my mouth
when i slept See More▼
(well that's what I think I did)
I ate some dust or something and
I have bad allergies
You can bring yourself down
make yourself depressed
then later tell yourself your sick and
your hurt
Especially At school:
Tell me what your kind of allergic too
Im allergic to dust
so When I turned on the fan
and opened my mouth
when i slept See More▼
(well that's what I think I did)
I ate some dust or something and
I have bad allergies
You can bring yourself down
make yourself depressed
then later tell yourself your sick and
your hurt
on May 04, 2015
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pretend you have a head ache and then do the moppy-tear-in-eyes thing, you'll get sent home pretty quick.
on May 04, 2015
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Take a laxative into school and eat it in your last period. You will have diarrhoea and be sent home pretty quick.
on May 04, 2015
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Turn on the air conditioner freezing at night and just not wear a blanket that worked for me
on June 28, 2016
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Keep your head down with your nose on the paper and breath a little less (take breaths though) this will eventually cause motion sickness and youll be dizzy, pale, and unbalanced no way youd be able to go. I do this a lot to skip lyrical practice!
on May 05, 2015
