Bad advice?

"Choking on an ice cube? Drink some boiling water to melt it away!"

Are you too cold? Set yourself on fire and you'll be warm for a day!

is your pet cold? put them in the microwave, they'll be warmer in no time.

girl scotts can`t tell if money is fake or real so print that fake money bye those thin mints watch the new as a girl scott trop is arested for conter fit cash.

Microwave a microwave

close the door on your face!

put your hand on on a hot stove!