How to: Beat Sonic,EXE?

Yal know how you peeps can't beat Sonic.EXE? WELL YA CAN'T! HE CHEATS! So here is how u ''Win''. First is round 1. Step 1: Find Sonic in Hill Act 1, Step 2: Play Hide and Seek and die, Step 3: Play You Can't Run and die, Step 4: Play ... Step 5: Get the IAMGOD message on your screen. YA ''WON!''
Next is round 2. Step 1: Play as Amyrose and die, Step 2: Play as Cream and die, Step 3: Play as Sally, Step 4: Get the sewed up Sally screen. AND YA ''WON'' AGAIN! Well this isn't helpful, but i don't care.