When life gives you lemons?

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SuicideSmileyface
I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
on December 03, 2018
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sadlonelykitsune
I would make some lemon pie, lemon popsicles, strawberry lemonade or raspberry lemonade, lemon ice cream and some other stuff that might be a little bit tasty and interesting at the same time...if that doesn't go well...then I would ask them to change it into something else that we all might enjoy the most...if the life manager doesn't allow it...then I will haunt them down in their sleep with a creepy smile across my face...quietly summoning a dark spirit as the blood begins See More▼
sadlonelykitsune
If this is too disturbing, then I apologize...because I'm a little bit crazy sometimes...
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sadlonelykitsune
Oh, good...i'm glad that you're ok with that...^-^
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on December 05, 2018
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Jrenner
Nah it's pretty original I think it's cool
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on December 04, 2018
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on December 04, 2018
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on December 04, 2018
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AutiWay
When life gives you lemons, you take them and throw them back in the face of the person who sold them to you and get the oranges you originally asked for in the first place. XD
on December 01, 2018
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ToriTheShark
I peal them and eat them (no sugar)
Jrenner
Wow a normal answer
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on December 01, 2018
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on November 30, 2018
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DemonQueen
you throw them at the sky and shout " ILL GET YOU FOR THIS GOD!
Jrenner
That's actually the best one I seen so far
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DemonQueen
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hansedak000
When life gives you lemons, there is always a sour part to it🍋🍋
10 days ago
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NetherWorks
I ask the man lemonade stand if they have any grapes
AutiWay
Lol
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on December 01, 2018
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on December 01, 2018
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EclairSlayer712
I would chuck the lemon in ur ass! *mutters profanities and stomps inwardly*
on Tuesday
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Hikari_Chan
Throw it on karma when it's being a bïtch
on Tuesday
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Samanthavs.Zero
Throw em back and ask for chocolate frosting
on December 14, 2018
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H20VanossBear
When life gives you lemons make lemonade and dump it on your haters
AutiWay
lol
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on December 13, 2018
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on December 13, 2018
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Broken_soul
Squeeze them in people's eyes
King_of_Derps
Do me
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AutiWay
lol
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on December 05, 2018
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on December 01, 2018
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on December 01, 2018
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Fuck_yourself_with_a_cactus
When life gives you lemons call life out for bein fake sayin:
YOU LAZY ASS MOTHAFUCCA YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME LEMONADE.
YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS SHIT?
AWWWW HEEEELLLLL NNNAAAWWWWW.
YA KNOW WHAT?
FUCC IT.
IMMA GO GET MY LEMONADE FROM SAINSBURYS.
on December 01, 2018
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King_of_Derps
Kill myself with lemons
on November 30, 2018
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