When life gives you lemons?

I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

I would make some lemon pie, lemon popsicles, strawberry lemonade or raspberry lemonade, lemon ice cream and some other stuff that might be a little bit tasty and interesting at the same time...if that doesn't go well...then I would ask them to change it into something else that we all might enjoy the most...if the life manager doesn't allow it...then I will haunt them down in their sleep with a creepy smile across my face...quietly summoning a dark spirit as the blood begins See More▼ to bleed through the walls, whispering voices will appear, as the room becomes darker, the shadowy figures' eyes begin to glow and smile with razor sharp teeth...looking into the life manager's soul till he or she changes their mind as I scare the heck out of them while I'm laughing insanely...

you throw them at the sky and shout " ILL GET YOU FOR THIS GOD!

When life gives you lemons, there is always a sour part to it??

I ask the man lemonade stand if they have any grapes

When life gives you lemons, you take them and throw them back in the face of the person who sold them to you and get the oranges you originally asked for in the first place. XD

I would chuck the lemon in ur ass! *mutters profanities and stomps inwardly*

Throw it on karma when it's being a bïtch

Throw em back and ask for chocolate frosting

When life gives you lemons make lemonade and dump it on your haters

Squeeze them in people's eyes

When life gives you lemons call life out for bein fake sayin:
YOU LAZY ASS MOTHAFUCCA YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME LEMONADE.
YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO MAKE THIS SHIT?
AWWWW HEEEELLLLL NNNAAAWWWWW.
YA KNOW WHAT?
FUCC IT.
IMMA GO GET MY LEMONADE FROM SAINSBURYS.