Any bad cat Puns?
so my friend likes bad cat puns but i'm running out of ideas to make to her bad cat puns. Anyone have ideas?
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I got the purr-fect ones for you. want to hear a bad cat joke? just kitten. What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain! What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults. What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge! Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally. What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic! What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic. What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round See More▼ of a-paws. What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive! Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws! What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
thanks, my friend is gonna die
on September 20, 2019
on September 19, 2019
