what is the strangest thing your friend has ever said to you

my best friend cares for her tablet like it's her baby and calls it her child. well today I was carrying it for her in my lunch box and she said "wait up you have to stay close to me because your carrying my child." Jesus Christ that was funny yet embarrassing at the same time.

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Sliversplashthecat
My friend said this once
"My tongue isn't long enough!"
on May 14
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breann.west.5
Oh, look. Foxy' s hook is stuck!
on September 28, 2015
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TheNutellaHedgehog
"If you summon Slenderman, I will kill you! And then run for my life!"
on June 05, 2015
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Polarize
Well this is not really something she said, but something she did. One time at her house I wrote "Apollo was here and he is awesome" because my nickname is Apollo and hers is Artemis, and she had to carry in laundry from her clothes line and threw her mother's bra onto what I wrote.
on September 01, 2014
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CrystalWings
Meh , I have boring real life friends
on August 30, 2014
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Elleyd
I can't just pick one XD
on June 06, 2014
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