Who for Prsident (Jeff Dunham options)?

Who for Prsident (Jeff Dunham options)?

This is a funny question on who could (or would) be president.
The canidates will give 1 sentence for a speech (sinc ewe can't waste our time)
The canidates:
Achmed: There will be a flag with me on it and a bomb next to me
Walter: I BAN MARRIGE
Peanut: STAR BUCKS IS FREE
Jose` Jalapeno (on a STEEK): Jalapenos are illegal to eat.
Bubba J: FREE BEER
Melvin: No matter who I play against in checkers, I will win
Now, vote for who it shhould be

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puglover3000
on May 19, 2013
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Joeylover11
Peanut!!
on February 18, 2014
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potterpox
Peanut
on May 02, 2013
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Napstaton_Neo
Peanut!!
on April 26, 2013
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Abe Liincon
on July 21, 2012
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