Some funny quotes, saying?

Funny quotes that make you laugh

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Emoworld
We live In an age when pizza gets to your home before the police
SophieLovesLittleMixxx
on April 02, 2013
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on August 06, 2012
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Clove
Child 1: Hey...I dropped my crisp on the floor!
Child 2: Give him a friend
Child 1: Lets give him another one
Child 2: And another!
Child 1: Heck have a party
on July 24, 2012
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Dedeea
Enjoy!
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams ;
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain ;
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson ;
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
on October 10, 2011
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hahaha
What does idk mean?
'i dont know!'
why doesnt anyone know?!

i didn't slap your face, i high fived it!

im the kind of girl who would laugh about what happened yesterday.

imagine a gummy bear with a knife and is chasing you!!
on October 06, 2011
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MischiefManaged
What the hell is a Hufflepuff?
SpeedclawImBack
on November 29, 2015
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peace_out
That akward moment when you realize you are still watching peppa pig when your mom took your baby sister up to bed an hour ago.
on November 25, 2013
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hesitantalien
If there's one thing school taught us, it's to never touch the underside of desks.
MEGS0316
eeeeewww!!!!!!!!!! people do that in ur school??! thats disgusting. gum is banned in our school but people do it anyway. but we dont put it under our desks!
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on November 14, 2013
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McDermottsAngel
lol I got chewing gum on my finger countless times from doing that.
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on October 30, 2013
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ChokolatLover
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneres
hesitantalien
She walked 185 miles.
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on October 30, 2013
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on July 21, 2013
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SophieLovesLittleMixxx
I'm the kind of person that laughs at a joke 3 times: first when its said, then when its explained and then when i finnally understand it!!!!!!
on April 02, 2013
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pandazombie66
i just posted like half a wiki
on July 28, 2012
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pandazombie66
or Nuclear physics is the field of physics that studies the constituents and interactions of atomic nuclei. The most commonly known applications of nuclear physics are nuclear power generation and nuclear weapons technology, but the research has provided application in many fields, including those in nuclear medicine and magnetic resonance imaging, ion implantation in materials engineering, and radiocarbon dating in geology and archaeology.

The field of particle physics evolved See More▼
on July 28, 2012
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pandazombie66
because The field of particle physics evolved out of nuclear physics and is typically taught in close association with nuclear physics.
on July 28, 2012
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pandazombie66
if the monkey can't climb up the tree then The field of particle physics evolved out of nuclear physics and is not typically taught in close association with nuclear physics.
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singer4eva
I had a dream! about u!
Really?
Yeah! U died.
Oh...
on July 11, 2012
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Cheeseitts
Imagine a magical gummy bear with a whip chasing you
on May 17, 2012
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ripley
Blahblahblee
on May 11, 2012
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ripley
Come and see my wall
on April 22, 2012
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puglover3000
Blahblahblee
on April 02, 2012
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BillyHatcher237
DEE-DEE-DEE!!!
on October 13, 2011
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