Some funny quotes, saying?
Funny quotes that make you laugh
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We live In an age when pizza gets to your home before the police
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on April 02, 2013
on August 06, 2012
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Child 1: Hey...I dropped my crisp on the floor!
Child 2: Give him a friend
Child 1: Lets give him another one
Child 2: And another!
Child 1: Heck have a party
Child 2: Give him a friend
Child 1: Lets give him another one
Child 2: And another!
Child 1: Heck have a party
on July 24, 2012
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Enjoy!
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams ;
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain ;
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson ;
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams ;
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain ;
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson ;
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
on October 10, 2011
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(To the person I hate most ) your sad, lonely, pathetic, and blue if I gave a rats ass I'd worry about you.
on February 03, 2017
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When you realize that you are singing loud, and your crush happens to walk by you.... I hope that never happens to me.:p
on February 02, 2017
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That akward moment when you realize you are still watching peppa pig when your mom took your baby sister up to bed an hour ago.
on November 25, 2013
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
on July 21, 2013
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I'm the kind of person that laughs at a joke 3 times: first when its said, then when its explained and then when i finnally understand it!!!!!!
on April 02, 2013
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or Nuclear physics is the field of physics that studies the constituents and interactions of atomic nuclei. The most commonly known applications of nuclear physics are nuclear power generation and nuclear weapons technology, but the research has provided application in many fields, including those in nuclear medicine and magnetic resonance imaging, ion implantation in materials engineering, and radiocarbon dating in geology and archaeology.
The field of particle physics evolved See More▼ out of nuclear physics and is typically taught in close association with nuclear physics.
Contents
1 History
1.1 Rutherford's team discovers the nucleus
1.2 James Chadwick discovers the neutron
1.3 Proca's equations of the massive vector boson field
1.4 Yukawa's meson postulated to bind nuclei
2 Modern nuclear physics
2.1 Nuclear decay
2.2 Nuclear fusion
2.3 Nuclear fission
2.4 Production of heavy elements
3 See also
4 References
5 Bibliography
6
The field of particle physics evolved See More▼ out of nuclear physics and is typically taught in close association with nuclear physics.
Contents
1 History
1.1 Rutherford's team discovers the nucleus
1.2 James Chadwick discovers the neutron
1.3 Proca's equations of the massive vector boson field
1.4 Yukawa's meson postulated to bind nuclei
2 Modern nuclear physics
2.1 Nuclear decay
2.2 Nuclear fusion
2.3 Nuclear fission
2.4 Production of heavy elements
3 See also
4 References
5 Bibliography
6
on July 28, 2012
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because The field of particle physics evolved out of nuclear physics and is typically taught in close association with nuclear physics.
on July 28, 2012
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if the monkey can't climb up the tree then The field of particle physics evolved out of nuclear physics and is not typically taught in close association with nuclear physics.
on July 28, 2012
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What does idk mean?
'i dont know!'
why doesnt anyone know?!
i didn't slap your face, i high fived it!
im the kind of girl who would laugh about what happened yesterday.
imagine a gummy bear with a knife and is chasing you!!
'i dont know!'
why doesnt anyone know?!
i didn't slap your face, i high fived it!
im the kind of girl who would laugh about what happened yesterday.
imagine a gummy bear with a knife and is chasing you!!
on October 06, 2011
