Can any of you be more random that I can? Lets see!!!!

a purple cat screamed pretzel then went to throw peanuts at a red pony. watermelons in pink tutus danced the conga while the pigs discussed amongst themselves the topic of condoms. elephants laughed & chatted while talking dogs ran & did a canonball in the pool.

the monkees and frogs from neptune bless you

Waffle ?... *mic drop* lolz

:l *bursts out singing*

Hi, guys! I'm back from my trip to planet dildo! There, people eat sparkly purple pizza and slimy French fries. Colored dragons ate condoms and pissed on dancing bagels as green rabbits shit butterflies. Later, Armin was soft and warm like a mashed potato and I stole Link's underwear. Finally Jeff the Killer licked Natsu' s deodorant and flew away on a chair. The ind.

Peanut the narwhal likes eating candy corn in Disneyland, although his favorite vacation spot for warm weather is kalamazoo. Peanut meets a sparkly waffle with a lime green wig there who says his socks are untied. so peanut ties his socks while daisies throw computers at him. peanut explodes and everyone gets covered in navy blue and pink confettie. suddenly the disco ball does a triple full off a needle. it lands in a pool of molasses & pluto. then it starts doing layouts and See More▼ flys out of the pool with fairy wings, sprinkling fairy dust and rotten teeth on everyone. no one can throw pigs at the Tic Tacs as fast as the disco does.

im a magical cat who sings, draws and can read minds. KONNICHIWA!!!!!!

HURRY! THE FAT WALRUSES FROM PLANET LLAMA ARE TAKING OVER!!! HIDE YOUR BABY SALSA ELVES!!!!

there is a sparkly mushroom being bullied by cauliflower in the bathroom

maybe,kittens sparklely goat,wolf,coyote,bat thing.am i more rando... look a cookie with arms.

I have a pet unicorn named Phil, we go to the park and eat donuts with a fairy who hates children. Sometimes, I see an elephant who swims like a ballerina, and talks. Lol:)

My llama gave birth to a wombat!

Megan Fox is getting raped by a pretty pink dish cloth who has wings and keeps on shouting bababawa!