So what would you do if sans the skeleton ACTUALLY had a crush on you?

If sans were to really, I dunno, ask you out or somethin', how would you react?
(I want extreme fangirl answers XD)

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Iscopeee
I would sign myself up for mental therapy, because sans is NOT REAL.
on March 08, 2017
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radical.radish
Uuuuh, nope!
Buh-bye now!
teen.idle
sAM E
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on November 24, 2017
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stanford
Finally end my life I couldn't deal with it
on March 08, 2017
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reino_blanco
Burn him to ashes and throw them at the stupid Sans fangirls. The stupid ones. So basically.... All of them.
Also, I'd then drink some lime flavoured bleach.
on March 08, 2017
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Ice.Moon.Melting
Burn his bones and cremate him. No proper funeral. I'm not gonna waste money on one. Now, do they have a sale at Starbucks? *walks away with money*
on March 08, 2017
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American.Idiot
I'd say what the fúck and then I'd play Spooky Scary Skeletons while flipping him off and walking away
on March 08, 2017
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CorbijnNollyPliggy
I'd hang myself with 34 nooses, one after another, jump off a building and use the noooses to swing into a bathroom, get in the bathtub, turn on the water, invite the brave little toaster to swim in it--
Ugly.Birds_From.Shiro
Woah.....
Well, somebody doesn't like sans :|
Sans: hello darkness my old frieeeeend
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CorbijnNollyPliggy
Nooses don't cause instant death. You gotta wait if you hang yourself. Suffocation takes forever.
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on March 16, 2017
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Ugly.Birds_From.Shiro
Wouldn't you die right when you reach the first noose..?
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on March 16, 2017
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CorbijnNollyPliggy
You gotta admit that this would be a cool circus act, though
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on March 16, 2017
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swiftwolfgamer
I would probably just say a load of unrelated puns, like 'you'd better ketchup to my puns'
on March 08, 2017
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Ugly.Birds_From.Shiro
These answers are hilarious XD
Ugly.Birds_From.Shiro
Who the fuckk disagrees?
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on March 08, 2017
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