best yo mamma joke

yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printin
36.8%
7 votes
yo mama so ugly she made the banana split
0%
0 votes
yo mama so fat she was Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball
5.3%
1 vote
yo mama so ugly she made ugly look pretty
0%
0 votes
yo mama so short she can't get high
47.4%
9 votes
yo mama so hairy Tarzan can't get through her bush
10.5%
2 votes
yo mama so stupid the tortoise beat her in the race by a mile
0%
0 votes
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ILiveInAPineapple
Mine is
A.) your mammas so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
And
B.) Your mammas so fat her patronus is a cake
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on October 26, 2015
MeowMeowMarta
@Destiny_The_Lion if that was my name then my username would be Jasmine 321 xx but no my name is Marta
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on April 30, 2015
Alex_CookieCat48
First one lol
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MeowMeowMarta
@Destiny_The_Lion why thank u I ♥♥♥yo mamma jokes
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on April 30, 2015
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on April 30, 2015