Which Chipmunk is getting the best dick?

Which Chipmunk is getting the best dick?

Brittney
15%
3 votes
Eleanor
10%
2 votes
Jeanette
75%
15 votes
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TheAbnormalBoys
The answer is Dave
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on April 21
dildo420
let's start with brittany, at first glance, it may seem as though alvin's experience would allow him to please her perfectly. however, take notice of his facial expression. he seems to grimacing and cringing, a clear sign of exhaustion and disappointment. thus, he must not be trying his hardest to please her. on top of this, brittany has the 'popular girl' archetype, See More▼
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dildo420
plus, theodore is chubby af, covering up his dick a bit, causing it to shorten even more than it already is. finally, jeanette. she is being pleased to the max by simon and seems to be having the most pleasure. first, her hand is covering up her mouth, indicating how loud she's moaning. also, due to her character archetype as the 'nerdy girl' she has most likely See More▼
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dildo420
@magic_fetus i love writing about things that are important to me. it's always been a goal of mine to spread a message through my writing, and this is a message that needs to be spread.
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on April 28
magic_fetus
How and why did you do this
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on April 27
dildo420
therefore, she would still be tight af and any dick could likely please her. on top of this, take a look at simon's facial expression. he is calculating the shit out of that pussy. he is def goin full fuckiin einstein in his head calculating the best angles and speed to best please his girl with. plus, he has been packing, as this also his first time. his seclusion See More▼
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