What kind of banana are you? A fun, pointless quiz to see what kind of banana you could be! Are you a fresh banana, a store-bought banana, a soggy banana, or a dead banana? pika123chu published on December 29, 201514 responses 0 Questions in vertical order What kind of things do you eat? I like junk food, but it doesn't take over my life! I eat plenty of healthy stuff too! Junk food? JUNK FOOD?!? Ewww! I would never touch anything junky, at least most of the time! I love ice cream, and chips, and soda. I will rarely even touch any fruit or veggie! I love junk! Junk food is so good, I eat it at every meal! But, of course, there is still that occasional fruit or veggie somewhere in there. How often do you go outdoors? All day, every day! I love to camp, and whether it is mowing the lawn or playing with my family, I love to be outdoors! Never will I poke my head into the cursed outdoors! What about all the bears and mosquitoes? Thanks, but I'd prefer to play video games and watch TV. Meh. I enjoy staying in, and try to, but every so often, I can't help but poke my head out the door and say, "Hello, world!" I like to balance both! I don't mind being a couch potato, but I try to be exercising outside half the day, hanging about inside half the day! How are you doing in school, if still in? Me? I don't go to school anymore! BYE-BYE, SUCKERS! I ace school! I look at my report card, and I see all A+, with the occasional B+! (Nobody's perfect, after all.) Well... I try, but I amount to a couple B's, plenty of C's, and a few D's. All F's for Fantastic! Who cares about school grades, anyways? I'm mostly B's, with plenty of A's and one or two C's. Not something to be ashamed of! What is the square root of 64? 64! 8! 1! 32! Who cares about this stuff anyways? I hate math, even on an amazing quiz like this one! Which banana would you rather be? A fresh banana! A store-bought banana! A soggy banana! A dead banana! I like them all!