Would I Date You (Joke!)?

Would I Date You (Joke!)?

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How stupid are you on a scale of 1-10?

1-3
4-6
7-10

How generous are you with money?

Extremely. I will spoil you to the fullest extent that I can.
I'm moderately generous, but I either don't have a lot of money or I'm very careful spending it.
Not at all.

How old are you?

Under 18.
18-25.
25+

What role do you take on in the relationship?

Dom.
Switch.
Sub.

Do you have a car?

Yes. It's nice too.
Yes, but it's kinda shit.
No.

Do you party?

No/only when dry.
Not really, but I'd go with you.
I'm the one throwing the party.
I don't throw parties, but I sure do love attending.

How tall are you?

Yes.
No.
Maybe?

What's your favourite song from Urinetown?

It's a Privilege to Pee because you were in it babe.
Follow Your Heart.
This is a trick question. You hated Urinetown, you hated being in Urinetown, you always remind
everyone that it was the worst role you ever did and you only did it as a favour.

I will absolutely cheat on you with someone older, taller, and more attractive than you. Is that okay with you?

Am cuck.
No lol you gotta be loyal?
I'd be pretty pissed but I love you so I'd work it out with you

Are you insecure?

I am very insecure and I will stupidly relay this information to you.
Not more than average.
I'm a pretty confident person.

Have you bought and read my books?

Only one.
Yes, both.
Neither.

Remember that car you mentioned? Yeah, I crashed it. Sorry.

That's okay, I probably have more than one anyways.
Wtf is wrong with you? Do you just ruin people's lives for fun?
I'm trying to stay calm, but you are not my favourite person in this moment.

Are you mentally prepared to deal with my addiction, psychotic episodes, panic attacks, intense mood swings, self-destructive behaviour, complete and utter disregard for the safety of myself and everyone around me, and extreme paranoia?

I'll do my best.
That sounds like a lot....
You're definitely too much for me.