Are you Zelda or Peach? have you ever wondered if you are zelda or peach? probably not but take the quiz anyways! The.Uncanny.Valley published on July 06, 201625 responses 5 4.7★ / 5 Questions in vertical order ok who is first?Peach: ME ME! PICK MEEEE!me: ok.peach: okay who would you rather date? Link Mario Zelda: what do you do if you are in trouble? Mario, help meeeee! save myself. if that fails send Link. Peach: what would you rather carry? umbrella sword Zelda: Favorite color? : grabs sword : pink other FATE! FATE FATE.