What FNaF night guard likes you? River: Lets see witch boy likes you~ Mike: Hi cute! Jeremy: H-hi *stairs at ground* Fritz: Hi! Phone Guy: Hello Purple Guy: Sup! Pink Guy: I hate everyone Riverpelt333 published on August 03, 201725 responses 1 5.0★ / 5 Questions in vertical order River: What is you favourite season!? (idk) Summer Winter Autumn Spring All Non Mike: Who do you find most annoying? Pink guy Purple guy: (Murder) Purple guy Phone guy Mike Fritz Jeremy Jeremy: W-what's your favourite c-colour? Green Yellow Pink!! ...Purple... Blue? Red Fritz: Fav Food!! ALL OF IT!!!! Lemons Pizza TOAST!! Sushi....... Idiot Sandwich Phone guy: How would you greet some one on the phone? Hello Hello Was up!River: THE SKY!!! (Plz don't kill me!) F**k off h-hi... Food!? Hey is what horses eat, makes bulls fart!! How would you like a barrel of that stuffed up your bum with a bull chasing you!!! Pink guy: How do you get away with murder? Blame your bother!!Phone Dude: wha..? Say " I dun do nothin' " Kill whoever blames you What is this!?!? I-i'm innocent I only came for the food!! Purple guy: How would you kill your enemy? (Looks at Pink guy)Pink guy: What did I do!?Purple guy: You know exactly what you did!! W-what? I'm a p-pasifist t-though! Chase them down and axe them to death!! Kill them like you did with the others Kill them with over eating? Stuff them in a spring-lock suit Full genocide!! River: FATE!!!!!!! Fate? F-fate FATE!! F**KING FATE!! .....Fate..... What ever!! Fate!!