Does Offenderman Like You? (1) Hey guys. Welcome back to my quiz. Do enjoy this and have fun. Sorry I've been busy with things. ai3074 published on January 27, 202236 responses 0 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/9 Me: Sup guys. Welcome back to my quiz. Today we got Offender here with us. Offender say hi.Offender: Hi! By the way, they are going to get he loves you on this because everyone loves me.Me: Uh huh. Really now. Then why are you still single?Offender: I-....Uhm....*Dying inside*Me: Yeah that's what I thought. Now ask questions already. Dam. You're keeping this quiz taker waiting.Offender: Fine. What is your favorite color?Me: Every time. You guys always ask that. You guys are going to die.Offender: Bruh, we're already dead.Me: Then you can die a second time because Qfeast logic.Offender: Bruh. Red.Offender: Same!Me: Should of been blood red.Offender: No. Just red.Me: Fine. Blue.Offender: That's fine.Me: Same! Pink.Offender: H*ll no!Me: Bruh why. I hate it. 2/9 Offender: What is your favorite food?Me: Nice. I don't eat much.Offender: Same.Me: Bruh. Pizza.Offender: Cool.Me: YASSS!! But it should of been steak or other meat. Eh. Kidneys.Offender: Ew!Me: Yo E.J! I found your soulmate! 3/9 Offender: What is your favorite weapon?Me: Good one. Flowers with spells.Offender: Omg...Me: Booooo!Offender: Shut up!Me: Why don't you make me?!Offender: Do you want a rose?Me: No! I don't want your filthy rose! In fact, I don't think anyone wants your filthy rose! Nobody likes you enough to take it!Offender: *Crying inside* Knives.Offender: Alright.Me: Yay! Cheetos.Offender: WTF?!You: What? You can choke it down people's throats. Force them.Me: That's one way to do it. Dam. 4/9 Offender: What's your favorite animal?Me Good one. Dragons.Me: That's not an animal. It imaginary.Offender: No it's not. So shut up.Me: No. Dogs or cats. Maybe both.Offender: Cool.Me: Sweet! Ponies.Offender: H*ll no! We don't need my little pony people in here!Me: Oh dam! H*ll no! 5/9 Offender: Who is your favorite creepypasta besides me?Me: Nice. Jane The Killer.Offender: Same.Me: Eh she's okay. Jeff The Killer.Offender: That's fine.Me: Awesome! E.J.Offender: Nope.Me: He's cool. 6/9 Offender: Would you rather spend five nights with normal me or spend five night nights with sexual me?Me: That's creepy to ask.Offender: No it isn't.Me: Whatever. Normal you.Offender: Good. You don't want the other side of me. Right choice.Me: Dam. I don't know.Offender: That's okay.Me: Mhm. Sexual you.Offender: Stay away from me!Me: Oop. 7/9 Offender: Last one then I'm done. What do you think you will get?Me: Nice one. He likes you! He sees you as a friend! He hates you! 8/9 Oofender: Alright cya. *Leaves*Me: Okay. My turn to ask a couple. What do you think of Offender? I like him!Me: Okay. He's okay.Me: Alright. I hate him.Me: Then why are you here? 9/9 Me: Alright that's all I got. Cya. I ran out of ideas sorry. Cya. Whatever. I don't give a f*ck.Me: Fine then.
