Does Eyeless Jack love you? (1) Find out in the end folks. He might like you as a friend. Maybe more. Boys and girls can take this. ai3074 published on April 29, 202149 responses 4 « Previous Next » Questions in vertical order 1/10 Me: Alright E.J. time to ask some questions. Get over here.E.J. : Alright. Lets get started. What is your favorite color? Don't kill me please.Me: Welp. You're going to have a funeral.E.J. : Not unless you protect me.Me: Okay fine. I'll protect you.E.J. : Yay. BlueE.J. : No way! Mine too!Me: Same here! BlackE.J. : Cool.Me: Nice. PinkE.J. : Oh h*ll no! Reminds me of fricken pinkie pie.Me: Mhm. 2/10 E.J. : Who is your favorite creepypasta besides me?Me: Nice one. Seed eaterE.J. : Mine too!Me: He's alright. Jeff The killerE.J. : Cool.Me: Awesome! Slender manE.J. : No. Just no. He's creepy.Me: Mhm. Sorry Slender manSlender man: You guys are mean and I was by the door checking in on you guys and I heard this. I'm out. *Leaves*Me: I'm so sorry. I feel bad now. 3/10 E.J. : Next one. What is your favorite weapon?Me: Good one. ScalpelE.J. : Omg...Me: Nice. KnifeE.J. : That's fine.Me: H*ll yeah! CheetosE.J. : WTF?! WTAF?! What kind of person did you bring me? And now we have another Ben. Just great.Me: No clue. And what's wrong with Ben? He's cool.E.J. : Yeah but we don't need another one. You know what? Forget it.Me: Okay geez. 4/10 E.J. : What is your favorite food?Me: Nice one. KidneysE.J. : Yay! Me too!Me: Ewww! Gross!E.J. : Have you even tried them?Me: No and I don't want to.E.J. : Fine. Steak/meatE.J. : Cool.Me: Awesome! CandyE.J. : Nope.Me: Candy is good too. 5/10 E.J. : What's your favorite animal? CatsE.J. : Oh cool. Me too.Me: They are okay. DogsE.J. : That's fine I guess.Me: Awesome! ChickensE.J. : What the heck? What's so special about chickens? They're boring.Me: Agreed. No offense people that like them. 6/10 E.J. : What is your favorite holiday?Me: Good one. Valentines DayE.J. : Me too!Me: It's alright. Halloween or ChristmasE.J. : Cool.Me: Awesome! Saint Patrick's DayE.J. : Boo. I don't like that holiday.Me: Why? You get to pinch people for not wearing green. That's the only fun thing about that holiday.E.J. : Yeah but it's no fun when you can't pinch Ben. He wears green all the time and that's not fair.Me: Welp. That's your opinion. That is so true tho. 7/10 E.J. : Can I be done now?Me: Sure.E.J. : Okay *Leaves the room*Me: Okay its my turn. What do you think of E.J.? He's amazing! I love him! (Not a fanboy/fangirl)Me: Dam. He's okay.Me: Cool. I hate him.Me: Then why are you here? 8/10 Me: Who do you ship E.J. with? E.J. x LazariMe: Same. E.J. x TobyMe: Alright. E.J. x Slender manMe: WTF?! 9/10 Me: What do you think you will get? He loves you! He sees you as a friend! He hates you! 10/10 Me: Okay. Have a nice day. Cya. Cya Yeah whatever I don't give a f*ckMe: Fine then. Geez.