Which inspector calls character will you couple up with?

LOVE ISLAND x INSPECTOR CALLS. I hope all dem GCSE students who watch love island will find this very useful. Eric is daddy Dont forget to learn qoutes

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Whats your ideal date?

Whats your ideal date?
Port and food, maybe a cheeky kiss at the end
At the bar, get pissed, get pregnant
Port with some intelligent discussions. Maybe a hand shake at the end
Mysterious blind date. Shag at the end

Youre coupled with Eric but Gerald wants to take you to the roof terrace while you are in your lingerie. what do you do?

Youre coupled with Eric but Gerald wants to take you to the roof terrace while you are in your lingerie. what do you do?
Go with him!!! Gerald is muy guapo
Eric looks like he is a better shag so pass it
EW! I will stay with Eric thankyou very much good day #nosexuntilmarriage
Go up to get the latest goss about some islanders.

You have your first kiss with the boy you like. How far do u go?

Shag
Leave it there
carry on kissing but then start to discuss the financial implications of the smooch
Blowie after in the dark to add atmosphere

A girl is grating your man. Wyd?

A girl is grating your man. Wyd?
FORCE BLEACH DOWN HER THROAT
ignore your man for the whole summer
Talk to her and see where her heads at.
Shag her too! Threesome

You win love island! Wyd outside of the villa?

You win love island! Wyd outside of the villa?
Take the money and run
Invest the money in a business
Say a weird speech and piss off for a while
Offer to marry him straight away because you are pregnant with his child

Whats your fav qoute

Whats your fav qoute
I didn't even remember-that's the hellish thing'
'Goole'
‘Giving us the port Edna?’
'I don't come into this suicide business'

someone steals your summer reading book (inspector calls) wyd?

shag em
discuss qoutes
steal their inspector calls and rub out their annotations
ask them why they stole it and then proceed to analyse their answer and let them spill out their
darkest secrets

a fellow islander has drank bleach by the firepit wyd?

a fellow islander has drank bleach by the firepit wyd?
Run away
Investigate lol
Feel guilty as you insulted her dress
Realise u had a threesome with her and feel so guilty u become an alcoholic on port

its time to recouple and ur man has mugged u off! wyd

its time to recouple and ur man has mugged u off! wyd
Graft till i die
cry until i die
go for intelligent man
investigate the mugging

WHO IS FITTER

JAZZ
SOFIA