Which Bojack Horseman Character Are You?

Which Bojack Horseman Character Are You?

Back in the 90's, I was in a very famous TV show (ooh). I'm Bojack the Horse (Bojack!), Bojack the Horse. Don't act like you don't know. And I'm trying to hold on to my past. It's been so long, I don't think I'm gonna last. I guess I'll try to make you understand that I'm more horse than a man. Or I'm more man than a horse (Bojack!).

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Pick your poison:

Pick your poison:
A small dose of horse tranquilizers to sleep at night and a much, much larger dose to keep me going
throughout the day.
Weed.
Cigs.
Booze.
Wow I don't do any of these things are you guys okay?

How politically involved are you?

How politically involved are you?
I get way too invested in politics.
I keep up with politics, but I don't let my personal political beliefs get in the way of anything.
I just go along with what everyone tells me.
Politics are dumb and keeping up with them makes you dumb.
I never really know what's going on politically.

How do you feel about Sarah Lynn?

How do you feel about Sarah Lynn?
She's the tragic victim of Hollywoo(d) culture.
If she had one person in her life who cared about her, then she would've been okay.
She's too much, man.
Nothing. I wasn't surprised by what happened to her. That's life.
She's an anecdotal example of what Hollywoo(d) can do to a person. Lots of Hollywoo(d) stars and
celebrities are fine, well-adjusted people.

Which philosophy describes your worldview the best?

Which philosophy describes your worldview the best?
Existential nihilism; nothing matters and everything is meaningless.
Radical freedom; there's no limit to our choices or how absurd the world can be.
Hedonism; maximizing pleasure is the most important thing in life.
Stoicism; a cat always has to land on her feet.
I don't really know. I can be clear-eyed and certain in one moment, but confused and hopeless in the
next. I don't have the answers and I don't think anyone else does either.

How do you feel about relationships?

How do you feel about relationships?
I'm not really interested in relationships.
I constantly flip-flop between needing a relationship and pushing everyone away from me.
I enjoy relationships, but I'm not actively seeking them out.
I am actively seeking out a relationship if I'm not in one already.
I can be very impulsive and commit to someone on a whim, even if there are severe consequences for
both of us.

What's your greatest shortcoming?

What's your greatest shortcoming?
I sometimes let other people influence me too much.
I sometimes over-work myself to the point of snapping.
I can sometimes be very destructive to myself and everyone around me.
I sometimes let my emotions get the best of me. As a result, I act self-righteous when I'm actually
causing more harm than good.
I don't always listen to other people. Especially when it comes to keeping promises I've made.

How do you react to adversity?

How do you react to adversity?
I ignore it for as I can. Once I can't ignore it anymore, I sulk in it.
I go off the edge and start doing crazy things to make me happy. I actually just end up worse off than
before.
I do everything I can to overcome it, even when I should just let it go.
I give up and let it go too quickly.
I take it out on myself, regardless of whether or not it's actually my fault.

What's a good trait you have?

What's a good trait you have?
I'm always coming up with new, creative ideas.
I'm a source of positive energy in everyone's life.
I'm aware of my flaws and want to make an effort to better myself.
I'm a very hard-working, determined person.
I stand up for what I believe in and know how to argue my point.

Which quote speaks to you the most?

Which quote speaks to you the most?
"You are everything that's wrong with you. It's not the drugs, it's not the alcohol, it's you. You have to
be better."
"The most effective way to do it is to do it."
"There's no 'i' in 'team,' but there is an 'i' in 'Disneyland.'"
"I know you're out there, and if you're watching this, I know you're doing great things."
"I don't think I ever told you that. But I should've. Because you're my best friend."

Which side character (out of the following) is your favourite?

Which side character (out of the following) is your favourite?
Vincent Adultman.
Kelsey Jannings.
Emily.
That one American tourist in Vietnam.
Pickles.

What's your greatest fear (out of the following)?

What's your greatest fear (out of the following)?
Loneliness.
Being forgotten.
Failure.
Worthlessness.
Never knowing who I am.

Which arc made you the most uncomfortable?

Which arc made you the most uncomfortable?
Sextina Aquafina's fake abortion. It was distasteful and mocked a real issue.
Bojack going down to New Mexico to see Charlotte and meeting her family. Poor Penny....
Todd's Hip-Hop opera. A hiphopera.
Princess Carolyn's relationship and attempts to have children with Ralph Stilton.
Diane lying about being in Cordovia when she was actually just at Bojack's house for months.

When it comes to your family, what do you want?

When it comes to your family, what do you want?
To be seen.
To keep them all around and not lose anyone.
To have them respect me.
To accept me and make me feel like I belong.
To start my own family, my own spouse and children.