WHO are you in undertale?

WHO are you in undertale?

SPOILERS: GENOCIDE AND PACIFIST it seems that it is kind of top trending right now and i do like the game itself tho.

published on November 23, 2015287 responses 4 5.0★ / 5

how would you kill me if ya had a chance? since you guyz hate humans that much

how would you kill me if ya had a chance? since you guyz hate humans that much
i would never, i would protect you like the others (hope your not like the others....)
heh....i dont actually care, hey wanna hang out at grillby's?
human...i need..only..1...soul...and that human, is you.
OOOOO... A HUMAN ME PET HUMAN!
A HUMAN! well i should get you to undyne for i would be famous and have lots of
friends!
i-i don't m-mind to hurt anybody since i already h-hurted a lot of monsters already
HAHA PUNK, I SHOULD USE MY SPEAR RIGHT NOW! *misses horribly*
i would reset time and space just to SEE YOU DIE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN

what weapon do you prefer?

what weapon do you prefer?
NYA HA HA HA HA! I WOULD USE MY BARE HANDS! BECAUSE THEY ARE BONES!
my SPEAR WILL KILL YOU!!!! *misses horrible (again)*
well, i would use my fire magic, but i hope it'll never happen that i will have to fight
you.
well, i would use my ghaster blasters, my powers of levitation, bones, and usage of
time and space...................I WOULDN'T HAVE TO USE THAT ANYMORE RIGHT
KIDDO?!
frisk: *sniff* *sniff*
mysterious voice: s-sorry kiddo, i didnt mean to scare ya
i would use the polearm, human
TEMI USE PAWS TO PET HUMAN!
hehehehe, i would use my bullets, i-i mean friendliness pellets
l-like i said i d-don't attack o-other monsters or h-humans

what actually happened before when humans attacked the monsters, who do you think shouldve won?

what actually happened before when humans attacked the monsters, who do you think shouldve won?
.............................................................
i would say the humans, you posses a powerful soul but, ironically your weak spot is
your soul itself.
i wasn't there at that time... how would i know... i don't actually care wanna go hang
out at grillby's sometime again kid?
I WOULD SAY THE MONSTERS! IF I WOULD BE THEIR AT THE BATTLE, WOULD HAVE
WON AND I WOULD BE HISTORY!
....WELL NOT LITERALLY
w-well i should say humans. b-because we m-monsters cannot a-absorb
determination -like you humans d-do
TEMMIE ALLERGIC TO TEMMIE AND BOB
hehehehehahaha! even though i can become a GOD by absorbing the human souls.
they should have won.
well, i should say humans

what is your favorite color?

what is your favorite color?
nya ha ha ha ha, orange!
RED....THE COLOR OF BLOOD
uhhh... i dunno blue i guess
i-i like the color yellow!
oh, child i love the color purple!
crimson
GREEN NOW LEAVE ME ALONE
TEM LAIK GRAI

how do you attack?

how do you attack?
i actually use magic, fire magic to be exact
I WILL HAVE TO U-
frisk: o-ok sans you dont have to answer that
use PAWS!
I USE MY BONES!
I WILL USE MY SPEAR
i-if it will make you feel better, technology!
polearm
DIDNT YOU ASK THE SAME QUESTION A WHILE AGO

what is your goal in life?

what is your goal in life?
To be considered as a very high official! its my dream ever since i was a kid!......and
more friends!!!
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........nothing, or nothing yet i guess.
i don't have any goals because i've completed them all, HAHAHA!
hmmmm, i would want to be a teacher someday!
uh, u-um...i-i g-guess....to be better and more confident?
my goal in life is TO END EVERYBODY'S LIFE!!!! cause i hate everyone!
well, i guess i would want to have my wife or/and my family back
tem want tu bi part of coolleg, and do gud in schul!

how do say farewell to a human?

how do say farewell to a human?
GOODBYE PUNK!
SEE YOU LATER HUMAN!
see ya later kid
TEMI WANT TU STAI WIT YU
goodbye my child and be careful! i cannot contain you any longer since you want to be
free.....
c-come back a-anytime!
human, it was nice to meet you, goodbye
COME BACK HERE SO THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME BACK

frisk: well after everyone goes i have a special guest!
sans: well spit it out already kid
chara: its me
everyone (except frisk and chara): *gasp*
sans: what have you done frisk?!
chara: don't worry i won't bite i have one question sans
sans: you-YOU
frisk: calm down
sans: alright
chara: since, you sans, is the only one that knows the question.....
chara: WHAT WAS YOUR FAV-
sans: NO, ILL ASK, WHO DID YOU LIKE TO KILL THE MOST? ANSWER IT BY HOW YOU KILLED THEM, chara

frisk: well after everyone goes i have a special guest!
sans: well spit it out already kid
chara: its me
everyone (except frisk and chara): *gasp*
sans: what have you done frisk?!
chara: don't worry i won't bite i have one question sans
sans: you-YOU
frisk: calm down
sans: alright
chara: since, you sans, is the only one that knows the question.....
chara: WHAT WAS YOUR FAV-
sans: NO, ILL ASK, WHO DID YOU LIKE TO KILL THE MOST? ANSWER IT BY HOW YOU KILLED THEM, chara
I LOVED KILLING UNDYNE....SHE WAS THE HARDEST ONE TO BEAT, SHE IS STRONG,
THAT'S WHY SHE IS MY FAVORITE!
HEHEHE....YOU SANS, *goes nearer*
sans: what
i lOVE HOW YOU KILLED ME A LOT OF TIMES, REPEATEDLY KILLING ME. YOU GAVE ME
THE CHALLENGE OF MY LIFE. I LOVE IT
KILLING PAPYRUS WAS A WASTE OF TIME...EASIEST THAT'S WHY I LIKED THE BATTLE
THAT F*CKING FLOWER IS THE WEIRDEST BUT, THE AWSOMEST BATTLE I VER
FACED
HEH....SEEING MY COW-GOAT MOTHER THING DIE WAS KIND OF A BAD
FEELING....EVEN FOR ME...THAT'S WHY I WOULD NEVER FORGET THAT
SEEING UNDYNE DIE WAS GOOD, AT LEAST SHE DIDN'T DIE IN VAIN BECAUSE ALPHYS
HELPED HER....I LIKE ALPHY, AT LEAST SHE MADE THAT POSSIBLE
EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T GET THE CHANCE TO KILL ASGORE.....I STILL HURTED HIM
YOU'RE ASKING ME ABOUT TEMMIE...WASTE OF MY TIME

chara: *giggles* that was so unlike you sans! i can't believe you asked that!
sans: oh gosh
chara: since it's my turn, ill ask two questions since someone interrupted it..*looks at sans* well ill ask the "almost opposite question"
chara: in the pacifist playthrough ending you did......who was the first one you saved or the most likely the one to save, frisk?

chara: *giggles* that was so unlike you sans! i can't believe you asked that!
sans: oh gosh
chara: since it's my turn, ill ask two questions since someone interrupted it..*looks at sans* well ill ask the "almost opposite question"
chara: in the pacifist playthrough ending you did......who was the first one you saved or the most likely the one to save, frisk?
asgore, was the latest friend i had, so to let our bond become stronger, why not save
him first?
asgore: you would be a wonderful child, i would really promise to take care of you with
my wi-
toriel: i doubt it, but i will be the one taking care of the child.
asgore: awe
....my adopted mother, my goat mom!
toriel: oh my child!
i know that sans and papy are the ones that was together if you chose papy or
sans...but i chose papy and the first likely to be saved by me
papyrus: NYEHEHEHEHE! SEE SANS THE HUMAN LOVES ME THE MOST!
toriel: *mothering intensifies*
the strongest female in the underground! undyne!
undyne: haha! kid thanks!
i know that sans and papy are the ones that was together if you chose papy or
sans...but i chose sans and the first likely to be saved by me
sans: shucks kid, i didnt know i'm that important to you.
frisk:*hugs* yay hugs!
sans: alright kid
no offence alphys but, you cause you're the most "needed to be saved'...and i'm not
telling why
alphys: oh, oh my gosh, i-im going to b-be saved!
sans: alphys, you are already saved
alphys: *blushes* oh really...heehee
temmie is not one of the choices
temmie: tem is sad kus me nu important
uhm....obviously flowey is ariel so, i can't save him first but if i have the chance to save
him first then, i will
flowey:.....

chara: now for my f*cking next question
frisk: well then what?
chara: who is your favorite character?
frisk:r-really can i choose all
chara: i said FAVORITE CHARACTER
sans: whoa whoa whoa frisk i told you we should've not invited her
frisk:....

chara: now for my f*cking next question
frisk: well then what?
chara: who is your favorite character?
frisk:r-really can i choose all
chara: i said FAVORITE CHARACTER
sans: whoa whoa whoa frisk i told you we should've not invited her
frisk:....
u-undyne
alphys?
sans!
papyrus
my mom! toriel
asgore.....
*ahem*flowey*ahem*
flowey:*blushes*
TEMMIE

sans: welp, that was out of CHARActer
everyone:........
papyrus: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
sans: awe comone bro dont get angry, but anyways, chara......since your 2 questions has been answered, you might as well get going, isnt that right chara?
chara:grrrr wait!!! one last question smiley trashbag
sans: then, ask away
Q: what do you love to do the most

i love to teach, and! i love to bake too!
i love cooking.....in general, but what love to cook the most is spaghetti!!!
.....I WUV....Peting hoooman
i-i like reading and researching. oh ya! i also love inventing and building! a-and reading
manga and watching anime
i just love sipping my tea while i watch the beautiful flower garden grow
killing. and watching people suffer.
i....I LOVE PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE!!!!!!!
well, reading is one, and sleeping, and eating, and resting, and sitting, and-
papyrus: SANS JUST SHUT UP!! WE ALREADY GOT THE POINT!!!
sans: ok...and also telling puns and jokes