Relatable gravity falls quotes

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IT WORKS FOR PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS!!!
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on October 02, 2015
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"Don't worry, brother. Whatever happens, I'll be right here, supporting you every step of the- [screaming] OH MY GOSH, A PIG!"
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on October 02, 2015
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"And here we have "Rock That Looks Like a Face Rock"; the rock that looks like a face."
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on October 02, 2015
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"'What's the ONE thing I asked you not to do tonight?'
'Raise the dead...'
'And what did you do?'
'*sigh* Raise the dead...'"
Dipper and Mabel
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Mettamom
"I can't take you seriously with that face you have on your chin, Mabel." ~Dipper
"What face? (Says in really weird voice)" ~Mabel
on October 07, 2015
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Mettamom
"[cackling. The twins look over to see the Dipper puppet talking.] This isn't the last you'll hear of me! Big things are coming! You can't stop me!" ~Bill Cipher
on October 02, 2015
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Mettamom
"Remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!" ~Bill Cipher
on October 02, 2015
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on October 02, 2015
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"It's like homework the game!" Mabel
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on October 02, 2015
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"HUMAN SODA! I'M GOING TO DRINK IT LIKE A PERSON!"
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on October 02, 2015
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ITS FUNNY HOW DUMB YOU ARE
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on October 02, 2015
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"My wisdom is both a gift, And a curse." ~ Soos
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Mettamom
"Grunkle Stan, why you ackin' so cray-cray?" ~Mabel
on October 02, 2015
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on October 02, 2015
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