Legs so hot you can fry an egg. . . . . See More▼ . I'm sorry. But you have to admit, those legs would make anyone *green* with envy. Right? I'm really (not) sorry. Everything will be oakay. ...I hope. Please don't root for my death. P.S Forgive me for my comment involving eggs and the puns, it was a terrible eggsecution and Oh God, somoeone stop me. I need to stop.