Random Childhood Stories

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When I was little, the only thing I could/wanted to say was apple pie. That made for some strange family gatherings.
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on July 05, 2016
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My first time every going on the internet.
I was about 7.
I googled, "What is a meme?"
That is why I am a trash can.
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on July 05, 2016
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(This is something my mom did when she was little)
My mom was like I think 3 or 4.
She was hiding in the clothes racks and her mom walked off thinking she was still behind her and my mom started crying and started talking to a mannequin ask cried when it woukdent talk to her. Later on her mother came back and she asked my mom. What she was doing and my she said "The lady over there is not talking to me mommy! What's wrong with her!?" A few years later she found it it was a mannequin.
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on March 30, 2015
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When I was in 1st Grade I stole 3-4 books from the class room. Imma book thief!
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on March 30, 2015
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When I turned 9 my dad got me a cake with a blue bow on it. It looked like candy so me and my friend tried it....


Turns out it wasn't candy... Our tongues were blue for like 4 hours.
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on March 20, 2015
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Another story~

When I was 3, I didn't know how to use make up, or even know what it was! So, one day I saw my mom's make up lying around and grabbed it. Then, I started putting the lipstick all over my lips and the eye shadow all over my face. I looked like a clown! xD
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SlugcatSeagullAghase
Lol XD XD X-3
on March 20, 2015
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on March 20, 2015
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When I was 2, I was eating black beans and then out of no where ... I poured it on my head. Then my mom came in with a shock look on her face and my dad ran to get a camera and take a pic xD
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NyoHoHo
XD
on March 20, 2015
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miss.smol.bean
Ikr! xDDD
on March 20, 2015
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Masubii_Chan
XDDD
on March 20, 2015
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on March 20, 2015
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When I was in 2nd grade, I pretended I was a peacock
In 3rd grade, I pretended I had magical powers and could levitate rocks kind of like Matilda in the movie.
When I was in kindergarten, my sister owned a horse named Snowflake, and I kind of thought I was old enough to groom him...
Let's just say Snowflake's coat isn't white anymore
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SlugcatSeagullAghase
I was pretty stupid back then.
on March 20, 2015
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on March 20, 2015
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(I used to take ballet many, many, many, MANY years ago.)
When I got bored in ballet lessons, I would start barking. :T
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on March 19, 2015
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When I was young *like bout 2 or 3* I was once left ALONE in a room with a razor..............and I ended up giving myself a mullet *aka I cut half my hair off* X3 I WAS SO YOUNG I DIDNT KNOW BETTER!!!!!!!
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XxSad_Little_LionxX
I had to go bald on one side of my head till it grew back X3
on March 20, 2015
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zooweemama
XD OMG!!
on March 20, 2015
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on March 19, 2015
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Once I was playing my favorite game "See if You Can Pick Your Friends up" When someone tried to pick me up, they couldn't and dropped me on my head. Then I woke up about 3 hours later after school in the clinic office, the kid who dropped me screaming and throwing a fit. He then ran away in anger and the teachers ran after him...


What the fu...
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on March 19, 2015
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I ran into a brick fireplace. Now I hate the color pink
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on March 19, 2015
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I used to pretend I was a squirtle, and I would gargle water and spit it out on people.


I was a weird kinder-gardener... no wonder I didn't have any friends...
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zooweemama
XD
on March 19, 2015
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on March 19, 2015
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Once my brother thought it was a good idea to put a firework on the grill. Long story short it exploded in a fiery death.... many toy army men died that day...
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miss.smol.bean
Omg xDDDD CRACKING UP IRL
on March 20, 2015
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PlzStopFollowingMeThisAccountIsNotInUseThxBby
on March 19, 2015
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zooweemama
Rip toy army dudes
on March 19, 2015
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zooweemama
0.o
on March 19, 2015
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on March 19, 2015
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I was holding my dad's hand and we were coming out in the crowd somehow we got separated and so I grabbed done other random dudes hand.... It freaked me out but my dad "saved the day"!
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on February 18, 2015
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When I was 6 I would watch dbz kai everyday for 3 years I had a MASSIVE crush on vageta >///<
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NyoHoHo
:3 I'm know I'm not the only one.
on February 18, 2015
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Your_Average_Fangirl
on February 18, 2015
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NyoHoHo
Oh...phew! I thought I'd be weird if I say I do too. Stalking buddies!
on February 18, 2015
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Your_Average_Fangirl
@Markimoo XD I knew it I stalk your profile more then you think. XP
on February 18, 2015
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NyoHoHo
Lawliet. Though he's 17, and I'm 13, and Near is 13 and I'm 13...oh well, too bad, I still choose L.
on February 18, 2015
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on February 18, 2015
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Once I saw milk and out of no where just poured it all pver my head, and ran around yelling "MILK MONSTER MILK MONSTER ROARRRR!" XDXDXDXD
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Squirrels_RuleXx
@JasmineTheFox IKR XDXDXD
on February 18, 2015
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Your_Average_Fangirl
XD!!!!!!
on February 18, 2015
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Squirrels_RuleXx
Nuuuu embarrassing what if my Qfeast crush sees this? XD
on February 18, 2015
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Singing_Turnips
lol amazing!!!
on February 18, 2015
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on February 18, 2015
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Once I went to dinner with my bff ( @JasmineTheFox ) and a RANDOM GUY....IN HIS CAR....kept staring at us and every time we looked at him he looked away.....
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The_Weird_Fangirl_Of_DeathNote
XD LMFAO!!! XD!!!!
on February 18, 2015
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Your_Average_Fangirl
I always imagined he was blasting pedobears theme song in his car at a loud volume while he was staring at us like "IIIII LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MSKE ME FEEL SO GOOD! I LOVE, LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD! WHEN THEY'RE AROUND THEY MAKE ME FEEL LIEK IM THE ONLY GUY IN TOWN!"
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=pedobear+i+love+little+girls&FORM=HDRSC3#view=detail&mid=C6258C8D17B0B885BA53C6258C8D17B0B885BA53
on February 18, 2015
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The_Weird_Fangirl_Of_DeathNote
on February 18, 2015
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Your_Average_Fangirl
It was quite stupid of me to wave at him that day. XD
on February 18, 2015
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Your_Average_Fangirl
I remember that! XD
on February 18, 2015
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on February 18, 2015
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When I was real little my mom took me to the fair (this was before my brother was born) and there was a old man sitting down and he held his hand out and I shook his hand and my mom was like "NOPE." And grabbed me and ran away then the next day I got extremely sick...so basically the point of the story was...don't trust old men on the dark side of a carnival and don't mess with parents but still back then I was like "what a coincidence and also my belly hurts ;A;" but today I'm See More▼
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Squirrels_RuleXx
XDDD
on February 20, 2015
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The_Weird_Fangirl_Of_DeathNote
on February 18, 2015
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on February 17, 2015
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Once I *cough cough partially cough cough* accidentally spilled coffee milk on my dog's head XD XP X3
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zooweemama
@EsYa7Eleven
on March 20, 2015
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zooweemama
Girl
And yeah I did it like 8 years ago XD
But she was okay :3
on March 20, 2015
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SlugcatSeagullAghase
Oh gosh!!!!
Wait...is your dog a boy or girl?
Boy- Is he okay?
Girl- Is she okay?
on March 20, 2015
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on February 17, 2015
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