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Yo mama so ugly Slenderman ran from her.
That's also the reason he has no eyes.
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TricksterOfLife
Thank you
on February 24, 2015
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Alcor_The_Dreambender
@LilyIcicle your request is done.
on February 24, 2015
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TricksterOfLife
OK.
on February 24, 2015
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Alcor_The_Dreambender
I don't know it, but, it's a request, and I'm bored, so, I'll put it up. I also put a link to the song after the lyrics, but, I don't have time to do it.
on February 24, 2015
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TricksterOfLife
Ehm... Painkiller by Three Days Grace? If you know that song
on February 24, 2015
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on February 24, 2015
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Yo mama is so hairy, they film NatGeo Wild in her bathroom.
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Squirrels_RuleXx
on February 25, 2015
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on February 24, 2015
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Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage!
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on February 24, 2015
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Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion!
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on February 22, 2015
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Yo mama so fat, she has more pull that the super bowl
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Unnoticed_suicidal_boy
So he is Scott and I was protecting him make a private page and I will tell you my other account because I only have 2
on February 19, 2015
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Parabolic
Emo_Beast is one of Scotts accounts
on February 19, 2015
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Unnoticed_suicidal_boy
Because Celtic keeps on calling me Scott on a private page and I asked her who is Scott but she didn't answer me so that's why I'm asking you
on February 19, 2015
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Parabolic
I didn't name Scott, so why did you ask?
on February 19, 2015
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Unnoticed_suicidal_boy
Who is Scott
on February 19, 2015
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama is so fat and old, the universe was her most recent craps.
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama's so stupid she thought euthanasia was a country
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama's so fat her patronus is a cake
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama's so fat she has to have baths at Sea World
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama's so gross even creepypasta's wouldn't kill her
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama's so skanky a dementor kissed her and died
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on February 19, 2015
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You mama so fat her fart was the big bang
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Unnoticed_suicidal_boy
You mama is so harry a monkey popped out and said HOLLY AMERICA
on February 19, 2015
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on February 19, 2015
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😓 I'm sorry....I'll just try ignore the notifications here as long as I could...
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her drivers license photo.
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama so fat, that when she passed the TV I missed three episodes of DOCTOR WHO....
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama so fat she got in a monster truck, and it became a low rider.
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on February 19, 2015
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You mama so fat she doesn't eat with a fork, she eats with a forkLIFT.
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama so fat she males the up escalateor a down escalator
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on February 19, 2015
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Yo mama so strict, that when I told her no she called the cops.
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on February 19, 2015
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