This is how to f uck different foods
This page shows you the best way to fück different types of foods, if you need to know how to fück a food just ask and no one will judge. {This page is a joke don't take it seriously also DO NOT FÜCK THE FOOD}
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How to fück a bagel:
Step 1: Find the most circular bagel you can
Step 2: Rub cream cheese around the hole for lube
Step 3: Thrust your finger in and out of the Bagel's hole until all the lube is gone
Step 4: Then you must spread the two parts of the bagel open and lick on the inner part of the bagel
Step 5: Insert the bagel in your mouth and begin to deep throat it
Step 6: Eat it because you are a sick fück who eats people after you fück them
Step 1: Find the most circular bagel you can
Step 2: Rub cream cheese around the hole for lube
Step 3: Thrust your finger in and out of the Bagel's hole until all the lube is gone
Step 4: Then you must spread the two parts of the bagel open and lick on the inner part of the bagel
Step 5: Insert the bagel in your mouth and begin to deep throat it
Step 6: Eat it because you are a sick fück who eats people after you fück them
on November 06, 2016
How to fu ck an orange
Step One: You find an orange that gives you the lovey dovey eyes
Step Two: You take the orange out on a date
Step Three: Get hammered
Step Four: Take the orange home, make sure she is warm
Step Five: Carefully take her inside, make sure she doesn't run into anything
Step Six: Take her to your room See More▼
Step Seven: Slowly peel her with your teeth, make sure she is still warm and not cold
Step Eight: Lick her dammit
Step Nine: Slowly insert a finger and pump it like there's no tomorrow
Step Ten: Shove your D in it
Step Eleven: Done
Step One: You find an orange that gives you the lovey dovey eyes
Step Two: You take the orange out on a date
Step Three: Get hammered
Step Four: Take the orange home, make sure she is warm
Step Five: Carefully take her inside, make sure she doesn't run into anything
Step Six: Take her to your room See More▼
Step Seven: Slowly peel her with your teeth, make sure she is still warm and not cold
Step Eight: Lick her dammit
Step Nine: Slowly insert a finger and pump it like there's no tomorrow
Step Ten: Shove your D in it
Step Eleven: Done
on November 06, 2016