Pizza Lovers Unite!'s Photo: 7 / 14

XD

This is getting copmlecated

No I wouldn't, because I get hit by the glacier when I drop the pizza and you eat it, but then I put on a "The Flash" costume, go back in time, not in the same position, creating a double me that gets hit by the glacier, and I begin time at the exact moment you begin to eat the pizza, and I take the slice away from your mouth half of a second before you eat it. See More▼ :)

But then you would be hit by the glacier again

*Puts on The Flash Costume*
- SUPER SPEED -
*Runs so fast around the Earth it turns back time, I stop you from eating the slice and keep running*

*catches pizza* num num num

*Gets hit by glacier, drops pizza*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

*enchants an indestructible glacier to hit you* (it’s impossible for it to miss now)

*Jumps over Frying Pan and Starts to Fly away with my Superpowers*

*chucks frying pan at your head*

*Runs out the door with the pizza screaming*

GET BACK HERE

*sees Jrenner's suspicion*
"Uh oh...."

Hey...

*gives chocolate pizza to you* (Secretly takes one slice for myself)

Done now gimme